Turtle's OTP Challenge

Day Twenty-Eight- Recording In Process

Day Twenty-Eight- Recording in Process

(12/4/14)

The following message is a tape from cassette recorder 69.

*crackling*

Eren: So, it's recording now?

Levi: *sighs* Yes, brat. Just start talking.

Eren: Oh. Okay. Uh, this is a cassette recording-

Levi: They already know that.

Eren: Oh. We're getting married tomorrow! Levi and I-

Levi: No, Eren. Just you-

Eren: Wanted to make a tape of us before-

Hanji: Ooh, ooh, can I be in it too?!

Eren and Levi: No, Hanji!

Armin: What about me, I'm your BFF!

Mikasa: Armin, no. Just, no.

Levi: Get out, shitheads!

Chorus: Okay!

*door closes*

Eren: ...So what are we going to do...afterwards?

Levi: What do you mean?

Jean: Eren wants to frickle frackle!

Hanji: Heeey, if Horseface gets to be in it, why can't I?

Marco: He's not a Horseface!

Erwin: Oh my....Oh my Freckled Jesus, we all heard you last night. Don't deny it.

Marco: W-what?! What are you-

Armin: Even I heard! "Ohh, Jean, make me your cowboy! Now, now!" Even though I don't really understand-

Mikasa: Armin. It's- *whispers*

Armin: Oh my God!

Jean: That did not happen, Erwin!

Levi: Eren, you might as well stop recording until everyone leaves!

Sasha: Hey guys, look what potatoes I-

*crackling*

Hanji: A-ha! I found it! Look, Erwin, I found out how to click play!

Erwin: Hanji-

Armin: Oooh no! You know how mad Levi's gonna be when he finds out?!

Connie: Shut your chew hole, blondie. He's just on his man-period.

*laughter*

Mikasa: Oh, crap, here comes shorty. Hurry, Shitty Glasses!

Levi: I'M GOING TO KILL-

*crackling*

Eren: Finally, we're alone.

Levi: Yeah, I know. We might as well forget about the recording. There's our memories.

Eren: Speaking of something we won't forget...

Levi: E-Eren...Oh... a-ahh...nngh...

Eren: What's that, Lev-

Levi: HANJI I'M GONNA KILL YOUR ASS YOU GET YOUR JANKY ASS BLOOD OFF MY FLOOR YOU GIVE ME THAT FUCKING CASSETTE YOU SHITTY GLASSES HANJI!!

Hanji: I got it! Ahh, I saw it! I saw-

*crackling*

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Hey guys! Aye, it appears I've taken my vacation a bit too seriously. A lot of crazy ass shit has happened at home, and I'd love to explain it someday. Yesh, I also don't have today's date as the date up there, if you haven't noticed, bit I have my reasons, hear me out. I shall update the last two days when I get more time.

Aye, I understand I failed the 30 Day OTP Challenge. And, however, one may argue that this says TURTLE'S OTP Challenge, not the other. Thank you, arguers, I appreciate it. And day 30 is really my favorite, so please stick around for it.

I am forevermore sorry, my dear readers.

As always, epicturtle0623, out!