Day Twenty-Eight- Recording in Process
(12/4/14)
The following message is a tape from cassette recorder 69.
*crackling*
Eren: So, it's recording now?
Levi: *sighs* Yes, brat. Just start talking.
Eren: Oh. Okay. Uh, this is a cassette recording-
Levi: They already know that.
Eren: Oh. We're getting married tomorrow! Levi and I-
Levi: No, Eren. Just you-
Eren: Wanted to make a tape of us before-
Hanji: Ooh, ooh, can I be in it too?!
Eren and Levi: No, Hanji!
Armin: What about me, I'm your BFF!
Mikasa: Armin, no. Just, no.
Levi: Get out, shitheads!
Chorus: Okay!
*door closes*
Eren: ...So what are we going to do...afterwards?
Levi: What do you mean?
Jean: Eren wants to frickle frackle!
Hanji: Heeey, if Horseface gets to be in it, why can't I?
Marco: He's not a Horseface!
Erwin: Oh my....Oh my Freckled Jesus, we all heard you last night. Don't deny it.
Marco: W-what?! What are you-
Armin: Even I heard! "Ohh, Jean, make me your cowboy! Now, now!" Even though I don't really understand-
Mikasa: Armin. It's- *whispers*
Armin: Oh my God!
Jean: That did not happen, Erwin!
Levi: Eren, you might as well stop recording until everyone leaves!
Sasha: Hey guys, look what potatoes I-
*crackling*
Hanji: A-ha! I found it! Look, Erwin, I found out how to click play!
Erwin: Hanji-
Armin: Oooh no! You know how mad Levi's gonna be when he finds out?!
Connie: Shut your chew hole, blondie. He's just on his man-period.
*laughter*
Mikasa: Oh, crap, here comes shorty. Hurry, Shitty Glasses!
Levi: I'M GOING TO KILL-
*crackling*
Eren: Finally, we're alone.
Levi: Yeah, I know. We might as well forget about the recording. There's our memories.
Eren: Speaking of something we won't forget...
Levi: E-Eren...Oh... a-ahh...nngh...
Eren: What's that, Lev-
Levi: HANJI I'M GONNA KILL YOUR ASS YOU GET YOUR JANKY ASS BLOOD OFF MY FLOOR YOU GIVE ME THAT FUCKING CASSETTE YOU SHITTY GLASSES HANJI!!
Hanji: I got it! Ahh, I saw it! I saw-
*crackling*
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Hey guys! Aye, it appears I've taken my vacation a bit too seriously. A lot of crazy ass shit has happened at home, and I'd love to explain it someday. Yesh, I also don't have today's date as the date up there, if you haven't noticed, bit I have my reasons, hear me out. I shall update the last two days when I get more time.
Aye, I understand I failed the 30 Day OTP Challenge. And, however, one may argue that this says TURTLE'S OTP Challenge, not the other. Thank you, arguers, I appreciate it. And day 30 is really my favorite, so please stick around for it.
I am forevermore sorry, my dear readers.
As always, epicturtle0623, out!

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