Demon shitpost

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A small shitpost for this au before I actually post the first chapter!
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Virgil, age 17: my life's worthless....

Virgil: time to fucking summon a demon.

Virgil, looking at the demon he just summoned: *gay panic*
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Roman: Hello, princess!  how are you today? Need anyone for me to kill?

Virgil: nah, not today...

Roman: aw...
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*Random person is hitting on Virgil*

Roman: *appears out of nowhere and carries Virgil bridal style*

Roman: mine ò∆ó
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*Patton approaches the emo Bab*

Roman: who dis' ò~ó

*Patton manages to make Virgil smile*

Roman: Oki he can stay...ò_ó
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Virgil: Hey Ro can you-

Roman: Done.

Virgil: oh, ok, then can you-

Roman: done.

Virgil: even-

Roman: yup.

Virgil: oh, thanks, I guess...

Roman: You're very welcome, you little bitch.
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If you were wondering, the book is titled "The contract" if you want to check it out!

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