🍋Dabi x Male reader

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I have no life..

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DaBi SuCky SuCky on YouR pEEn and YoU wENt "ARGARGARGARG" Like Mr.KRaBs and CAme Like A JuiCE BoX.

He MaDe FirE and TouCHy ToUchy yOu AnD you go "agaga" LOvIng It.

YAll finIsh and he goEs "I wan Sum mC DooNelds Bab"

"I Dun haV nu McDooMel BEb"

"GUT SUM"

"FUNE"

YoU GoT mCDooNelds and BeCAM FAt with. NUgggETs.

YoU HAve BabEu COme oOut YoUr EAr and It Goes "I WAant Sum ToOoO BiTches"

SO yOu ShaRE N Go EIth dAbi toMake MOre mcDoonelms BaBees sO they can SHare NUGettDs

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I'm so sorry 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂 my brain is giving me weird things

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