(What they would teach)
Ponyboy: English of course
Dallas: guidance counselor that you go to to skip class
Or uh.. "skip class"
OMG CAN YOU IMAGINE.
"Mr. Winston can you pleaaasseee raise my grade.."
I am going straight to hell wow
Darry: WE ALL KNOW HES THE HOT HISTORY TEACHER OKAY. HE JUST IS.
Johnny: Math 🖕
Two-Bit: Home Ec if that's even a thing anymore
Steve and Soda: hot health teachers. Just- yeah
Cherry: the asshole front desk lady who accuses you every 2 days of forging a doctors note