Mercedes walks up to Santana and Brittany in the cafeteria.
Mercedes: Hey, guys. Can I ask you something? How do you manage to stay so skinny?
Santana holds up a drinking bottle.
Santana: The Sue Sylvester Master Cleanse.
Brittany: Sometimes I add a teaspoon of sand.
Mercedes: That can't be healthy.
Santana: Who cares? You can either feel terrible and look great, or get kicked off the team when that reporter gets here.
They all walk off.
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Everyone is in Glee Club.
Tina: A roller rink?!
Santana: Weren't those outlawed in, like, 1981, for being totally lame?
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Santana Lopez Quotes (GLEE)
HumorSantana Lopez is my second favorite character on Glee, behind Blaine. She's my favorite girl character. She's hilarious and strong. She can be a little mean, but she does it hilariously. Enjoy every single Santana Lopez quote from the show. :)
