Everyone is in the choir room. Will announced that they are doing Rocky Horror.
Will: And I thought Kurt could play the role of Frank-N-Furter.
Kurt: No. There's no way I'm playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick.
Santana: Why? 'Cause that look was last season?
Will suggests a role to Sam.
Will: Sam. I'd like you to play the role of the Creature.
Sam: From the Black Lagoon?
Quinn: Rocky. He's like the Frankenstein character, but blond. You'll kill the part. He's cute, just like you.
Santana: Better start working on those abs.
Sam: Are you kidding me? You could cut glass with these babies. I have no problem showing off my body.
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Everyone is in the choir room. They are rehearsing for Rocky Horror.
Will: All right, places, Finn and Rachel. I want to start with "Damn It, Janet."
They stand up.
Santana: Oh! I cannot wait till Finn takes his top off so we can all see the hotness underneath.
Finn: What are you talking about?
Brittany: You can't have sloppy Joes every day for lunch and think you can get away with it.
Rachel: Um... that's incredibly rude.
Quinn: Is it? Guys whisper behind our backs about how we girls look every day. They objectify us all the time.
Tina: She sort of has a point.
Santana: Yeah, earlier today, Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when I'm done with the ostrich eggs I'm smuggling in my bra.
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Carl and Emma are in the choir room with everyone else.
Will: I don't understand.
Carl: Well, you guys have a hole to fill, and I'm just trying to help fill it.
Santana: Wanky.
Emma: Santana!
****
While Emma is singing "Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a Me", she mentions that she's a virgin.
Brittany: You mean she?
Santana: Uh-huh.
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Everyone is in the choir room.
Will: The truth is, with that perspective, Rocky Horror is the perfect show for this club.
Santana: Well, then why aren't we putting it on?
Will: We're still gonna perform Rocky Horror. We're just not doing it for an audience. We're doing it for ourselves.
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Santana Lopez Quotes (GLEE)
HumorSantana Lopez is my second favorite character on Glee, behind Blaine. She's my favorite girl character. She's hilarious and strong. She can be a little mean, but she does it hilariously. Enjoy every single Santana Lopez quote from the show. :)
