Santana Lopez Quotes (GLEE)

Special Education

Everyone is in the choir room. Will tells Rachel that she's not getting a solo.

Finn: Look, I'm all for pumping up the team, making everyone feel special, but that's for practice. You don't take out the star quarterback out before the big game.

Rachel: Yep.

Tina: Easy to say when you're the star quarterback.

Finn: This isn't just about me. This is about the team.

Santana: You are such a hypocrite.

Rachel: Like you even know what that means.

Santana: It means that your boyfriend is full of crap, hobbit.

Rachel stands up.

Rachel: You know what? Ever since the wedding, you've been up my butt, and I'm sick of it.

Finn: Come on, Rachel. She's not worth it.

Santana: Oh, really? 'Cause that's not what you thought last year in that motel room. That's right, Yentl. Your sweetheart, he's been lying to you. 'Cause he and I totally got it on last year.

Will: Okay, enough already!

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Everyone is in the choir room.

Santana: Where's Puck? I haven't seen him since yesterday, and I need him to get me a churro.

Mercedes: My guess is he'd rather quit Glee Club than lose sectionals, and I can't blame him.

****

Santana walks by Rachel in the hallway.

Santana: Did I tell you he bought me dinner after?

Santana walks off.

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Everyone is backstage at sectionals. Rachel storms in the room up to Finn.

Rachel: You told Kurt?

Finn: I don't remember. Maybe.

Mercedes: About Finn and Santana? No. I think I told him.

Rachel: Who told you?

Quinn: Me. I think Brittany told me. Or maybe it was Puck.

Puck: Yeah, it was me.

Rachel: Everybody knew about this but me?

Tina: Pretty much.

Santana: Nobody tells you anything because "A:" you're a blabbermouth, and "B:" we all just pretend to like you.

Puck: That's not true. I kind of like her.

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Everyone is in the choir room. Will comes in with the trophy.

Santana: Mr. Schue, we heard the news about Miss Pillsbury marrying the finest dentist alive.

Will: It's all right. We don't need to talk about it.