Santana Lopez Quotes (GLEE)

Sexy

Santana walks up to Brittany at her locker.

Santana: Hey, Brit-brit. So listen. How about you and I pop in some sweet Valley High this evening, get our cuddle on?

Brittany: Look, I'd really like to get my sweet lady kisses on, but I haven't been feeling very sexy lately. I think I have a bun in the oven.

Santana looks shocked.

Brittany: Please don't tell anyone. Okay? Especially Artie.

Brittany closes her locker.

Santana: Yeah, sure. Your secret's safe with...

Brittany walks away and Santana walks next to Tina in the hallway.

Santana: Oh my God. Brittany's pregnant.

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Everyone is in the choir room. Will writes "sexy" on the board.

Will: Sexy.

Santana: I really hope that's not one of the requirements for Regionals, because with Berry in those tights, we don't stand a chance.

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Santana and Brittany are in Santana's bedroom. Santana is tying Brittany's hair into a ponytail.

Brittany: I want to talk to you about something. I really like when we make out and stuff.

Santana: Which isn't cheating, because...?

Brittany: The plumbing's different.

Santana: Mm-hmm.

Brittany: But when Artie and I are together, we talk about stuff, like feelings.

Santana: Why?

Brittany: Because with feelings, it's better.

Santana: Are you kidding? It's better when it doesn't involve feelings. I think it's better when it doesn't involve eye contact.

Brittany: I don't know. I guess I just don't know how I feel about us.

Santana: Look... let's be clear here. I'm not interested in any labels, unless it's on something I shoplift.

Brittany: I don't know, Santana. I think we should talk to somebody. Like an adult. This relationship is really confusing for me.

Santana: Breakfast is confusing for you.

Brittany: Well, sometimes it's sweet, and sometimes it's salty. Like, what if I have eggs for dinner? Then what is it?'

Santana looks confused.

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Santana and Brittany walk up to Holly in the library.

Holly: Ladies.