Santana and Puck are talking in the choir room.
Puck: My mom found a mole on my head when she was washing my hair on Friday.
Santana: Your mom still washes your hair?
Puck: She started crying about sun block and how she's always telling me to wear a hat when I'm cleaning pools. So, she made me go see Dr. Friedlander, the dermatologist. He said he had to shave my head to get a closer look at it. It was nothing– they maimed me over a freaking freckle! I feel like that guy that lost all his hair, then lost all his strength.
Santana: Samson?
Puck: Agassi. This morning, people actually had the balls to look me in the eye. I mean, it's just a Mohawk, right? I'm still Puckasaurus.
Santana: Actually, I don't know if it's the missing Mohawk or the whining, but I am totally not turned on by you right now.
Santana gets up and leaves.
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Everyone is in Glee Club.
Will: Finn, why did you stop singing?
Finn: 'Cause you started giving all the male leads to Jesse. It kind of shook my confidence, you know?
Santana: What difference does it make? Everyone knows that my job here is to look hot.
Quinn: My baby hormones are making me moody.
Brittany: There are so many lyrics.
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Santana and Mercedes perform "The Boy Is Mine" in front of the Glee Club. At the end, they are slightly pushing each other. Will comes up to stop them.
Will: That was intense.
Santana: Don't touch me.
Mercedes: Don't step to me.
Will: I gotta give you guys props for the passion. Maybe hold back on the animosity a little bit, all right?
Santana: Okay. Yeah. I know. I understand.
Santana roughly shoves Mercedes.
Will: Hey, hey, hey! Seriously, this ends now!
He holds them back.
Santana: All right.
Mercedes: Talk to the stick figure.
Will: Please. All right? You can go at it in song, but that is it.
Santana: Enjoy it while you can, Weezie. His hair is already starting to grow back.
Santana walks out.
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Santana Lopez Quotes (GLEE)
HumorSantana Lopez is my second favorite character on Glee, behind Blaine. She's my favorite girl character. She's hilarious and strong. She can be a little mean, but she does it hilariously. Enjoy every single Santana Lopez quote from the show. :)