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Wanwan: Hayabusa-senpai! (wtf) Can you teach me how to clone myself?

Hayabusa: whut why

Wanwan, pointing her crossbow at him: just teach me.

Later in the evening, Ling is being surrounded by Wanwans holding skirts.

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Baxia: Ling are you a girl?

Ling: what-

Wanwan: Luo Yi are you a man?

Luo Yi: teleports far away from them

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Ling: Wanwan, if youre a human, why do you have a tail?

Wanwan: Well, its-

Zilong, being the idiot he is: grabs her tail

Wanwan: activates ulti on Zilong

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Ling and Zilong: literally minding their own business and talking to each other

Wanwan: is having a nosebleed tHEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER

I hereby conclude Wanwan is a fujoshi

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Ling: I'll take the buff

Wanwan: uses second skill and steals the buff

Wanwan: Sorry >:)

Ling: AFK

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No one:

Baxia: they see me rollin, they hatin-

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Wanwan: Ling how tall are you?

Ling: Taller than you

Zilong: Oh, shuddap Ling. I'm 3cm taller than you >:)

Baxia:  :/

if you dont get it Baxia is like 240cm 

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srry i dont feel like writing a chapter tdy :((

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