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Wanwan: Lingg!!

Ling: What now

Wanwan: Guess what I brought for youuu

Ling: What is it

Wanwan: holds up a skirt

Ling: sCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

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Ling: Hey Zilong guess what

Zilong: What

Ling: I'm getting a dragon skin haha suck on that

Zilong: This motherfu-

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No one:

Chang'e: comes in with her 300-star loaded cannon gun ultimate

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Wanwan: Ling, why is your name 'Ling'

Ling: ??

Baxia: There are many reasons for that

Zilong: Yea, he's always stealing our buffs, when he's a pussy he's always trembling-

Ling: wtf since when was I a pussy-

Baxia: and sometimes he can fall off the wall because he's falling for a certain someone-

Ling: casts ultimate on Baxia

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Wanwan: You're so good at telling lame jokes, Zilong.

Zilong: What-

Ling: You're not as strong as they say, Zilong

Zilong, crying in a corner: they're so meannn

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Wanwan: What's with Ling's insane mobility?

Baxia: He learnt it to escape from you and The Skirt

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bro idk what im writing anymore

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