Wanwan: Lingg!!
Ling: What now
Wanwan: Guess what I brought for youuu
Ling: What is it
Wanwan: holds up a skirt
Ling: sCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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Ling: Hey Zilong guess what
Zilong: What
Ling: I'm getting a dragon skin haha suck on that
Zilong: This motherfu-
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No one:
Chang'e: comes in with her 300-star loaded cannon gun ultimate
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Wanwan: Ling, why is your name 'Ling'
Ling: ??
Baxia: There are many reasons for that
Zilong: Yea, he's always stealing our buffs, when he's a pussy he's always trembling-
Ling: wtf since when was I a pussy-
Baxia: and sometimes he can fall off the wall because he's falling for a certain someone-
Ling: casts ultimate on Baxia
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Wanwan: You're so good at telling lame jokes, Zilong.
Zilong: What-
Ling: You're not as strong as they say, Zilong
Zilong, crying in a corner: they're so meannn
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Wanwan: What's with Ling's insane mobility?
Baxia: He learnt it to escape from you and The Skirt
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When Crossbow Meets Blade
HumorWhen she arrives, his whole life changes. She's changed him so much. She's managed to get him to show his true self. She managed to get him to show emotions. She managed to help him feel something he doesn't know. She managed to change his perceptio...