Chang'e: Can you at least see things from my perspective?
Zilong: bends down
Chang'e:
Chang'e: casts ultimate
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Ling: Its not everyday you see such a handsome Dragon Tamer, like me.
Lancelot and Gusion: crying in a corner
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Wanwan: Ling is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Baxia: punch him in the stomach. when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Zilong: tackle him.
Chang'e: dump him?
Hanabi: kick him in the shin!
Ling: JUST ASK ME TO BEND DOWN GODDAMMIT
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Zilong: hey Alu, what are 'friends with benefits'?
Alucard: I guess.. its like a special kind of friends?
Zilong: like us?
Alucard: chokes
Freya: say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole
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Zilong: we're friends. but i would fuck you if you asked.
Alucard: what
Zilong: what
Wanwan: eating chips in the background he said he would fuck you if you asked.
Alucard: Miya, we're leaving. Get your stuff.
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Ling: so i heard candles are romantic
Wanwan: yea why?
Ling: i kinda set a candle shop on fire for you
Wanwan: aWWWEE ILY
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Ling: making my way downtown
Ling: walking fast
Ling:
Ling: walking abit slower so my steps match with Wanwan's because she's fucking short
Wanwan: angry cat noises
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When Crossbow Meets Blade
HumorWhen she arrives, his whole life changes. She's changed him so much. She's managed to get him to show his true self. She managed to get him to show emotions. She managed to help him feel something he doesn't know. She managed to change his perceptio...
