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Wanwan: how high was I last night?

Ling: you forgot what milk was called and called it cereal water

Zilong: you could also call it Ling's-

Ling: stfu

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Ling: im not doing too well

Ling: i have a headache that comes and goes

Wanwan walks in holding a skirt

Ling: look there is it again

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Alucard: this food is too hot, i cant eat it

Zilong: ur so hot, i wanna eat you

Alucard:

Zilong:

Alucard: Miya, lets go

Zilong: i wAS JUST KIDDING

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Baxia: im not going to be mad, just tell me why you have a fake ID

Chang'e: mumbles

Baxia: what?

Chang'e: you have to be 18 years and above to hold the bunnies at Petco

Baxia: 

Baxia: have my ID child-

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Wanwan: truth or dare?

Ling: dare

Wanwan: wEAR THIS SK-

Ling: truth.

Wanwan: do i look good in this skir-

Ling: can i leave

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Ling: have you seen my sword, its missing

Zilong: just like your parents pfft-

Ling:

Ling: mf come here

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Wanwan: im cold

Ling: here take my jacket

Chang'e: im cold too

Baxia and Zilong: sets the world on fire

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