Wanwan: how high was I last night?
Ling: you forgot what milk was called and called it cereal water
Zilong: you could also call it Ling's-
Ling: stfu
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Ling: im not doing too well
Ling: i have a headache that comes and goes
Wanwan walks in holding a skirt
Ling: look there is it again
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Alucard: this food is too hot, i cant eat it
Zilong: ur so hot, i wanna eat you
Alucard:
Zilong:
Alucard: Miya, lets go
Zilong: i wAS JUST KIDDING
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Baxia: im not going to be mad, just tell me why you have a fake ID
Chang'e: mumbles
Baxia: what?
Chang'e: you have to be 18 years and above to hold the bunnies at Petco
Baxia:
Baxia: have my ID child-
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Wanwan: truth or dare?
Ling: dare
Wanwan: wEAR THIS SK-
Ling: truth.
Wanwan: do i look good in this skir-
Ling: can i leave
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Ling: have you seen my sword, its missing
Zilong: just like your parents pfft-
Ling:
Ling: mf come here
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Wanwan: im cold
Ling: here take my jacket
Chang'e: im cold too
Baxia and Zilong: sets the world on fire
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When Crossbow Meets Blade
HumorWhen she arrives, his whole life changes. She's changed him so much. She's managed to get him to show his true self. She managed to get him to show emotions. She managed to help him feel something he doesn't know. She managed to change his perceptio...