hi its been a while since i did a random and im kinda tired today soo enjoy
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Wanwan: growl
Ling: chirp chirp
Zilong: rawr
Baxia: nyehh
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Wanwan: I want bubble teaa
Ling: You mean those drinks with bawlls inside?
Wanwan: That was a weird way to say it but yea
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Baxia: Who gave Wanwan a phone?
Zilong: Why'd you ask
Wanwan: reading gay fanfics, editing a skirt on a picture of Ling, and literally doing any bullshit on the phone
Zilong: Bitch thats my phone i-
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after Zilong gets one-punched by Yu Zhong
Zilong: Just you wait for my revamp, mothefucka
Yu Zhong in his Dragon Form: You were saying?
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Wanwan: Are you and Yu Zhong brothers
Baxia: Yea why
Wanwan: ur a turtle and he's a dragon
Yu Zhong: no he didnt mean blood related brothers
Baxia: we're not??
Wanwan: huh
Yu Zhong: even im getting confused now
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Wanwan: yo Luo Yi and Yu Zhong make a good couple
Ling: you think?
Wanwan: I know so! Look at their chemistry! Theyre perfect for each other~
Luo Yi and Yu Zhong: are arguing because Yu Zhong used his ulti to chase a Nana on her passive cooldown
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Kagura: Hana-chan, how'd you get so busty?
Hanabi: I dont know either
Wanwan:
Chang'e:
Hanabi: pfft, flats
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Wanwan: Ling I have a skirt
Ling: Give it to me
Wanwan: omg ur finally gonna wear it?? yess!! hands the skirt to him
Ling: walks towards the incinerator
Wanwan: D:
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When Crossbow Meets Blade
HumorWhen she arrives, his whole life changes. She's changed him so much. She's managed to get him to show his true self. She managed to get him to show emotions. She managed to help him feel something he doesn't know. She managed to change his perceptio...
