This is just a crack vine session.
Izuku: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sause on my titties..
Shinsou: *Wheeze*
Izuku:*Is holding a crayon*
Shinsou:IZUKU! Is that a weed?
Izuku: No Hitoshi, this is a crayo-
Shinsou: I'm calling the police! *walks over to microwave and dials 911*
Microwave: 911 What's your emergency?
Izuku:* X files theme plays*
Izuku, trying to take a picture: Everybody say Colorado!
Shinsou skiing behind in a onesie: IMMA GIRAFFE!
Denki: KYUNO! Is that a police?!
Izuku: Oh please not agai-
Denki: I'm calling the weed! *dials 420 into a microwave*
Microwave: 420 what yah smokin'?
Izuku: *Is literally crying*
Izuku as Mizu Neko: Hey Aizawa, I'm pansexual.
Aizawa: I though you were American..
Denki: Hey yo, Niki-chan what's Obama's last name?
Izuku: ... *slaps*
Denki: Ow! I just wanted to know!
Random idiot: Hey loser! You're such a loser! Hahahaha.
Izuku: Holy mother of Satan am I being roasted by a fly. Wait... a fly is smarter than you.
Cat: *leaves*
Izuku, Aizawa, Shinsou, Denki: Hello darkness my old friend.
Shinsou: I'm not here to make friends.
Izuku: You don't make friends, you gain them. In your case, you faint in there arms.
Shinsou: ... I will run you over with a kidnapper's rusty dusty van and skin you alive.
Aizawa: Hi, I'm your guidance counsellor and today...
Izuku: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lights:*go off*
Shinsou: Izuku, did you forget to pay the power bill?
Izuku: When your lights don't work like they used to before~
Shinsou: Here you go *hands Izuku empty can*
Izuku: This fish empty! YEET!
Denki, in the crowd : Whazt the-
Izuku, covered in sand: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!
Denki: Poseidon quivers before him!
Izuku: FRICK OFF!
Shinsou, laying face down in the sea: Rude..
Oop, that's all folks! Stay safe my fishlings!
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Dark as night (BNHA fanfiction) Discontinued
FanfictionIzuku's mother and father were killed when an electricity pylon was knocked over and flattened their house, resulting in a homeless, scarred orphan. Currently on hiatus as school and stress are crushing me almost as much as my anxiety. Aight, don't...
