Tsukauchi: Imma take a nap!
Izuku: Okay
Tsukauchi: Imma take a nap right here!
Izuku: You do that.
Izuku: I've only known Shinsou for a day and a half, but if anything happens to him, I will kill everyone here, then myself
Izuku: Happy birthday Kami-Chan!
Denki: ...
Denki: I can't sweem! (swim)
Izuku: Kami-chan! Use thunder bolt!
Denki: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pikachu: Am I a joke to you?
Shinsou: What the hec-
Izuku: We brought every thing but the kitchen sink!
Shinsou: ...
Shinsou: But that was what I sent you out to buy.
Denki: I got popsicles?
Uraraka assuming Shinsou and Izuku are brothers: I connected two dots.
Izuku correcting her: You didn't connect fishsticks.
Todoroki listening in: I connected them.
Shinsou: Can you pass me my keys?
Denki: *Yeets printer*
Shinsou: Wat the hec-
Shinsou: I said pass me my keys!
Denki: I thought you said printer.
Shinsou: Why would I say printer?!
Izuku, sneaking into Denki's house: I'm in.
Denki: Alexa, Intruder alert!
Alexa: WhAt ArE yOu DoInG iN mY sWaMp?!
Izuku:SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Robber: Give me your money if you want to live!
Denki: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Shinsou: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
Izuku, kicking the robber in the head: Sup my doods, what'id I miss?
Shinsou: My quirk is villainous.
Izuku, loading a shotgun: Says who?
Shinsou: Some guy at school.
Izuku, grabbing a shovel: You know where they live?
Shinsou: Nah.
Izuku, leaving in black clothes: Dinner is in the fridge, hunny, be back in an hour or so!
Shinsou: I have no friends.
Izuku and Denki: Am I a joke to you?
Izuku after being surprised: Son of Satan!
Todoroki: Yes?
Izuku: ...
Izuku: Where you live?
Shinsou:*watches Izuku*
Izuku:*wakes up*
Izuku: Wat the-
A/N: Thank you fishlings!
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Dark as night (BNHA fanfiction) Discontinued
FanfictionIzuku's mother and father were killed when an electricity pylon was knocked over and flattened their house, resulting in a homeless, scarred orphan. Currently on hiatus as school and stress are crushing me almost as much as my anxiety. Aight, don't...
