Let's be honest, you know what's coming.
Denki, gesturing to a field of geese: Look at all those chickens
Izuku: Duke, do you want the ball?
Random dog: *yeets into a huge stack of cans*
Izuku, looking at double A batteries: Aa
Izuku, looking at triple A batteries: Aaa
Izuku, looking at quadruple A batteries: AAAAAAAHHH
Izuku: I prefer cold curry to warm.
Shinsou: Why?!
Izuku: I dunno, it just has a certain..... *vague hand gestures*
Izuku, rolling about in the road: REEEEEEEE
Denki: Oooh!!! He need some milk!!!!!
Aizawa, with adoption papers: I adopted him.
Nezu, snatching the papers off him: You didn't adopt fishsticks.
Aizawa, taking it back: I adopted him.
Izuku: I install fear into the hearts of many!!
Aizawa:*Laughs*
Izuku: Remember the Glitter Purge Incident?
Aizawa:....
Aizawa: I stand corrected.
Izuku: * is playing that's all you gotta do on the piano*
Denki: * dances in front*
Denki, singing on a counter in a store: Baby shark dodododododo baby shar-
Izuku: This is why I can't leave you alone for a second.
Izuku:*does a flip on a skateboard*
Denki: Oh mah gawd. He on s games mode
Shinsou: I'm in me mum's car. Vroom vroom.
Shinsou's mum: GeT oUt MeH cAr
Shinsou:*sleeps*
Izuku: Look at this graph~ *hold up crime rate graph*
Shinsou: You decreased that. I am so proud, child.
Shinsou: I wanna church boi, who go to church, and rEaD hEr BiBlE
Izuku: Ha no
Denki: I r i d o c y c l i t i s
Denki: A potato flew around my room before you came~
Five seconds later...
Izuku, Shinsou and Denki: *InCoHeReNt ScReAmInG*
Thank you for reading! Hope you enjoyed!! I might actually be able to get the next chapter out on wednes day!!!
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Dark as night (BNHA fanfiction) Discontinued
FanfictionIzuku's mother and father were killed when an electricity pylon was knocked over and flattened their house, resulting in a homeless, scarred orphan. Currently on hiatus as school and stress are crushing me almost as much as my anxiety. Aight, don't...
