Paladins Dating Preferences

When you accidentally hit their no no section (OP)

Zarkon

~ One night when you forgot to bring something inside your home you had to go out and get it

~ When he saw a light he got concerned and went to go check it out

~ As you were looking around for the item you lost you heard someone walking up behind you

~ You panicked, turned around and kicked whoever it was in the crotch

~ His eyes widened and he fell to his knees when he felt you kick him in his most vulnerable area

~ When you shined your flashlight on him and realized what you did you started apologizing

~ He told you that he was fine, even though he was making a whining sound

~ He promised himself to never underestimate someone smaller than himself

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Alfor

~ One day while you were helping him fix something he asked you to hand him a wrench

~ It took you a few minutes to find it since it was at the bottom of his toolbox

~ When you found it you handed it to him, thinking that he was paying attention

~ Your eyes widened and you looked at him when he started making a high pitched squealing sound

~ You realized that the wrench landed on his 'acorns' and you apologized to him

~ From then on he promised to pay more attention

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Blaytz

~ One day while you both were having a tickle fight he pinned you to your bed

~ You were so busy laughing that you didn't see where your knees were going

~ He yelled in pain when he felt your right knee come into contact with his *cough*little Paladin*cough*

~ You immediately went to get an ice pack before you started apologizing to him

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Gyrgan

~ One day while he was telling you an exciting story you went to lean on his lap

~ What you didn't realize was where you were putting your elbow

~ He made a high pitched sound as your elbow made contact with his 'bits' 

~ You sat up and started apologizing to him

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Trigel

~ She always manages to prevent this situation