𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐙𝐄𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐒; 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬

fight

ship: charmac - (charlie kelly & mac mcdonald)

fandom - it's always sunny in philadelphia

warnings - fighting kinda (if you want to consider it that)

"don't mess with me, i'm a big boy now and i'm very scary. i punch my walls stay out at night and i do karate"

the boys are fighting for petty reasons they can't remember
kid!fic

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ronnie was sitting on charile keeping him pinned down on the ground so he couldn't get up.

"apologize charlie" ronnie huffs "then i'll get off you"

"dude for what?! i don't even remember what we were fighting about" charile tries to push the taller boy off him but he wouldn't budge

"i don't either, but it was probably your fault. so the sooner you apologize for what you did the sooner i'll get off of ya"

"my fault?!" charlie yells "h-how is it possibly my fault if you don't remember what happened in the first place?!" he tries pushing ronnie off again the other still doesn't seem to budge.

"plus dude" charlie huffs a breath of air "it was most likely your fault if you're so set on blaming me for whatever it was.

"it wasn't my fault char, even though i don't remember what exactly happened i know it wasn't my fault"

"okay clown, nothing's your fault" charlie rolls his eyes

"don't call me that charlie" ronnie pouts

"dude you are legit named after one"

"that's a coincidence"

"it's not though dude.."

"yes it is charlie, it just so happens that there was a cheese burger clown with the same name as mine, my dad couldn't have known.."

"yeah okay dude" charlie raises his hands in surrender "let's not fight about this okay? we don't want another thing to fight about"

"yeah, okay" ronnie says "plus we don't even know what we're fighting about in the first place"

"well, i guess you're going to have to figure that out, knowing that you did it" charlie grins up at ronnie

"shut the hell up charlie, you know you did it you asshole"

"maybe man, but i still have no idea what the hell it was"

"neither do i man" ronnie says staring down at charlie smiling softly, hands placed on the others chest.

they sit like that for a second just smiling at one another. it was charlie who broke the silence between them.

"ronnie?"

"hm" the other replies

"get off me now, i think you're breaking my insides" charlie pushes at him again this time ronnie complies and gets off charlie laying beside him on the ground.

"sorry," ronnie says moving his head so he was looking at charlie

"for?" charlie asks

ronnie moves his hands up to his chest and begins twiddling his thumbs "uh, sitting on you i guess and 'breaking your insides'"

"oh!" charlie says kinda loudly "that's okay my insides will heal on they're own" he says patting his tummy and smiling

ronnie couldn't help but smile at that "yeah, char, i'm sure they will"

"hey, ronnie?"

"yeah?"

"i'm sorry for whatever i did and sorry for calling you a clown you're not a clown"

"that's okay dude, you were probably just angry when you called me that i forgive you. and we don't even remember what happened or what that fight was about so i'm sorry about it too"

"maybe we should stop huffing glue then going out and doing stuff" charlie says

ronnie laughs "yeah okay char, but that isn't going to stop us from doing stupid shit or fight about said stupid shit"

"yeah, yeah you're probably right"

they lied on the ground together in silence just the sound of the others breathing beside them and the wind blowing high above them just looking at the sky and nothingness of it until they had to go inside.

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i love writing kid fics with them ohmygod 🥺.

also, this just came to me suddenly and i had to write it before i lost it i legit love these dorks so much you don't even know.

also another oneshot already wow!!

-james