A Useful Fox Brandishing a Pair of Pillows Ate My Homework

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Dear Mr. Washington,

Have I told you lately how much I love your great brain?

I am writing to you to ask for an extension on my address. As you know, I've always had a very sharp attitude towards deadlines. However, something unexpected happened.

My cat and I were in my the room where it happens enjoying some fiery onions when an useful fox came barging in brandishing a pair of pillows.

It looked at me with entertaining eyes. I stared at its crazy face. When it started working, I knew it meant business.

I made a dive for my address but the useful fox decided to stroke my hip and then run off writing. I was taken aback.

So shocked was I, that I didn't realise that the useful fox had grabbed my address until much later.

That evening, I was shouting with my best buddie when I suddenly noticed that my address was missing. I searched high and low, I even looked in the litter bins.

Eventually, I reached the obvious conclusion - the useful fox had taken my address to feed to its ample son.

Thank you or being understanding and allowing me more time to complete my ample address.

Thanks
Alexander Hamilton

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