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Goodbye Maria Beautiful Snake (The Reynolds Pamphlet?!)

Dear Maria,

To me, you are like a very beautiful snake and I'm not sure that I need a very beautiful snake in my life right now.

Things started to go wrong when I caught you joking with my wife.

It's not that I don't love you. It's just that your husband is extremely fake and your best mate is, without a doubt, the most fluorescent person I've ever known.

It's true, we've had some ample times eating together. You have lips like big courgettes and the most quiet mouth I've ever seen.

Your personality is like a really dotty humming bird skipping into my skull. When I see you shouting it makes me want to steal your courgette lips and post them to my own house.

I lie in bed at night wishing you were a male model and not a snake who likes joking with my wife.

What I'm trying to say, is take your quiet mouth and go.

Yours no more
Alexander Hamilton