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Man Found Having Tea Party With Turtle Again

And Other Headlines by Thomas Jefferson

Local Headlines

Man Found Having Tea Party With Turtle Again

Tiny Record Likely To Win Village Show

Local Man Wins Parsnip Growing Contest For the Third Time

Woman With Epic Tattoo Arrested for 37th Time

Viral Photo of Turtle Had Been Photoshopped

Local man Set to Fly Out and Help With Hurricane Relief Effort

Man Buys Shirts For Low Income Local Family

National Headlines

Turtle Catches Train Across Country

Man Jailed For Threatening Wife With Tiny Record

New Variety of Parsnip Set to Revolutionise Our Eating Habits

Man With Epic Tattoo Suspected of Art Theft

Small Hurricane Forcast in Northern Regions

Purple Shirts Are the Latest Big Trend Says Top Fashion Designer

International Headlines

Purple Turtle Escapes From Florida Zoo

New York City Voted Nicest Place to Live in the World

The World's Biggest Parsnip Measuring Over 1m

Epic Tattoos Banned in North Korea

Hurricane Causes Devastation

Shirts Linked to Global Health Scare