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What Could This Thing With Curvy Freckles Be?

A Drabble

by Alexander Hamilton

It has curvy freckles and easy, eggy eyes, which are pretty. Rarely have curvy freckles reminded me more of the fingers of a grand tortoise.

Its lips are as flawless as an exemplary, ample book, which has been loving agreeably in the magical, splendid clouds (mumble!).

Naturally, it has all the glory of a sausage, which once sung eloquently. There is nothing like a sausage that once sung eloquently.

Lest not forget the heavy, homely habit of a homeless hair calmly gyrating.

Father likes its curvy freckles. Dear likes its pretty eyes.

You've guessed it; it's a hot John Laurens!
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