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Behold! My tannie boy fantasies! ｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･:*:･ﾟ☆
- mature themes
- explicit language
- sexual situations
- READ THE TAGS!
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A treasure trove of scenarios that keep me up at night, distract me during class, and bug me 'til I ty...
LONGEST A/N EVER BUT PLEASE TAKE YOUR TIME AND READ IT ALL!!!!!!!!!
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TW: depiction of homelessness, substance abuse/addiction (alcohol, marijuana, hallucinogens, suggested hard drug use), referenced homophobia (no slurs), abduction, non-consented medical procedures, panic attack, mentions of war and climate apocalypse, IF YOU WANT TO HURT A LITTLE KEEP ON READING
but it's still kinda funny and soft and lovely tbh idk this story is all over the place lolololol what else do you expect from me
Tags: Smut! Seokjin x Taehyung, set in the 1970s, SCI FI, Jin is an extraterrestrial and abducts Tae, but it's not what it seems! Jin is google personified, mention of tentacles but there are no tentacles (maybe next time wink wink), THEY FUCK WITH CRISCO DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS GOOGLE IT DAMNIT IT WAS A THING OKAY, First Time, craziest pillow talk EVER, time travel, Hawaiian pizza, AMBIGUOUSLY (?) HAPPY ENDING, and omg meet my first original female character since ash & co :')
loosely inspired by the song Astrovan by Mt. Joy ...like very loosely, it's a good song tho you should have a listen if you're into indie rock
ALSO! DISCLAIMER! I don't know shit about space or physics or time or science or any of that jazz. I took like half a semester of physics in high school and gave up. all of this is pulled out of my bootyhole xo
aH one more thing re moodboard: saguaros (big tall beefy cacti) are native to arizona and california NOT NEW MEXICO but just pRETEND FOR THE SAKE OF AESTHETIC — AAAAAND! the town mentioned is real, but the people and establishments are not
!!! pay attention to the time stamps :>
OKAY FUCK IM DONE NOW
ENJOY~
Word Count: 18,343
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July 12, 1972 03:58:32
Bleach splatter bleeds through the inky cover of sky. A kaleidoscope of dark dye swirls and melts, the eastern horizon making love with the west. Shades of black compose a patchwork of ebony, onyx, smoke, and violet steel.
Taehyung lifts a hand, his fingers reaching for the stars. The bar's neon sign paints his skin fuchsia. A flower blooms against the cosmos, pink petals unfolding to the tune of his heartbeat.
God is the universe.
"Honey, it's about time you head home."
The flower's petals tuck themselves in for bed, and Taehyung's fist falls to his side.
