𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 {𝐉𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐨𝐤}(𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞)

𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐔𝐩

Weirdest question you asked your Parents?

Jungkook: One time, I asked my parents if they were virgins.

Jin: What the fuck?

Yoongi: You should've asked yourself, "How the hell were you born?".

Jungkook:..I think now I know how I got abandoned when I was young 🤔

Taehyung: I asked my parents, "Is Namjoon hyung Jesus?"

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Jin: Wait what the fuck?

Namjoon: You thought I was Jesus?

Taehyung: What? You were King of the Heavens. And I wondered if you were Jesus.

Jin: If Jesus can walk on water, I bet Namjoon will break the water.

Yoongi: How do you break water?

Jin: It's Namjoon, hunny. He can break anything accidentally.

Jimin: Where are your parents now, Tae?

Taehyung: Oh they disowned me :)

Hoseok: What age?

Taehyung: 18

Jungkook: *chokes on banana milk*

Jungkook: You asked your parents if Namjoon was Jesus at 18!? What kinda brain did you have?

Taehyung: Taehyung Brain

Jimin: The weirdest thing I've asked my parents was...

Taehyung: I was there when you asked that.

Jimin: Tae, shut up. I wanna say it

Taehyung: He asked his parents "What age is he allowed to shove a dick up his ass"

Jin: You asked your parents when to- oh my goodness *face palms*

Jimin: Whattt. It's less stupid than asking your parents if they were virgins!

Jungkook: Hey! There is nothing stupid about my question. Your question though was very weird.

Jimin: What's wrong with asking your parents when your allowed to have a dick up your ass?

Yoongi: Everything

Jungkook: You are lucky I was that person who shoved my dick up your a-

Namjoon: OKAY!! Ok my turn. So the weirdest thing I asked my parents was if I can get a book about "How to not break things" and my parents called me crazy.

Jin: That's not a weird question..

Namjoon: well it could be weird though.

Jin: No it is not weird.

Taehyung: I bet 10,000 won that he broke the book.

Hoseok: I bet 100,000 won that he broke the book and it wasn't even his.

Jimin: I bet 20,000 won that he broke the book without even touching it.

Taehyung: How the fuck does someone break a book without touching it?

Namjoon; Okay! Okay! Stop making bets about whether i broke the book or not!

Yoongi: Whatever. My turn. My parents abandoned me in the human realm ally way. So I never asked them anything.

Namjoon: Wow. Why am I not surprised?

Yoongi: Shut the hell up

Hoseok and Jin: I don't have parents.

Taehyung: Wait really?

Hoseok: We're basically just stars that became born. And I was the Sun Guardian because some sun shaped halo was on my head.

Jin: Yeah. I was also a star that became born. And I was the Moon Guardian. I had a Silver halo on my head. It's similar to Hoseok's but mines is silver and a bit more designed I guess.

Virgin or Not a Virgin?

Jimin: I have a child, what the fuck do you think?

Jungkook: Same as my Jimin.

Namjoon: I'm married to Jin but I am still a virgin

Jin: Virgin

Hoseok: Virgin

Yoongi: Virgin

Taehyung: Not a virgin

Yoongi: Excuse me, what?

Hoseok: Taehyung you can't say you're not a virgin when you are.

Taehyung: Are you Jesus? Now you're not, so shut up.

Favorite Animal?

Jimin: Dog

Jungkook: Bunny because Jimin calls me a bunny,

Jin: I like Alpacas

Namjoon: Koalas

Hoseok: Cats

Taehyung: Pizza

Jimin: Taehyung, Pizza isn't an animal..

Taehyung: Well it is now!

Hoseok: How bout you, Yoongi? What's your favorite animal?

Yoongi: Min Holly

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ASK THE MEMBERS ANYTHING!! COMMENT IS ON THEIR NAMES!~

Namjoon(RM) 💜

Seokjin(Jin) 🧡

Yoongi(Suga) 💖

Hoseok(J-Hope) 💚

Jimin(Jimin) 💙

Taehyung(V) ❤️

Jungkook(Jungkook) 💛

Author(Me) 💟
(Please do not ask me too personal questions. Thank you)