Somebody Loves You (Klaine)

Chapter 9

¨White boy, come on! We got to pick a song!¨ Mercedes said as she sat on a barstool in the Hummel's kitchen. She had come over after Kurt had talked to Blaine. ¨And if we lose because you were too busy daydreaming about Blaine, something bad will happen to you and I'll make sure it looks like an accident.¨

¨Wow good to know that there's no pressure, and I'm not daydreaming about Blaine!¨ Kurt said defensively.

¨Yeah sure.¨ Mercedes didn't look convinced. ¨Anyway, I think we should pay tribute to Madonna. She is such an icon!¨

¨Hmmmmm, what about 4 Minutes?¨ Kurt offered. Mercedes thought about it, then her face lit up.

¨Perfect!¨ Mercedes said, full of glee (see what I did there?). ¨Random question, but do you think Sam is interested in anyone? Um, Santana was asking.¨

Kurt smiled at her. ¨Mercedes, Santana's a lesbian. And I don't know if he's interested in anyone, but you too would be so cute together! Now, let's get working on that duet.¨

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Blaine was bored out of his mind. He tried to stay positive, but listening to Rachel Berry trying to choose a duet that would show off her range and somehow feature her on lead vocal, it was torture. Still, he should at least pretend to listen. So while Rachel was going on about something to do with Barbra Streisand, Blaine was nodding and saying things like, 'yes' and 'totally'.

¨Blaine! Are you even listening to me?¨ Rachel snapped her fingers in his face. She looked annoyed with him. ¨We NEED to win this! Now, I think Kurtcedes is the team to beat. Obviously I'm, I mean, we are better. So our duet needs to show that! I was thinking of a big Broadway song! Something timeless!¨

As long as we don't have to sing Run Joey Run I'm okay with that. He thought.

¨No! We should sing Run Joey Run! Or some Barbra! You Are Women, I Am Man?¨ Rachel asked.

¨Maybe. Suddenly Seymour? (because it's my favorite Anderberry duet)¨ Blaine said. Funny Girl was great, but everyone would expect Rachel to sing Streisand. And you can't deny that Little Shop Of Horrors is amazing. Blaine had loved it since his father had taken him to see it when he was 12. Sure his dad didn't care for it much, but Blaine had become obsessed. He even went as Seymour that year for Halloween.

¨Perfect!¨ Rachel clapped. ¨We should start rehearsing! You know, Audrey would capture my essence perfectly. If McKinley ever does Little Shop, I will obviously play her. ¨ Blaine was considering smashing his head into the wall as Rachel continued to talk about herself, when Hiram Berry walked into the room.

¨Hey sweetheart! What's going on here?¨He looked at Blaine. ¨We said no boys in your room Rachel. And we mean it.¨

¨Calm down Hiram, the kid is obviously gay we have nothing to worry about.¨ LeRoy stepped into the room. ¨What are you two working on here? I heard something about Audrey?¨

¨Dads we are just working on a glee club assignment. This is Blaine, my duet partner.¨ Rachel said and Blaine gave a little wave. He felt very awkward. ¨We were discussing what to sing and decided on Suddenly Seymour. I was just explaining to Blaine that I would make the perfect Audrey. I have the range of her, know all the songs.....¨

¨I should get home. My parents are probably getting worried. It was great meeting you guys!¨ Blaine hopped up from the end of Rachel's bed, went down stairs, put on his shoes and left. He jumped into his car, and started driving away. He decided to turn on the radio and this started playing:

The power lines went out, and I am all alone,

But I don't really care at all, not answering my phone

Blaine smiled to himself, getting an idea. He pulled off to the side (don't text and drive) and whipped out his phone. Then, went to Kurt's contact, and started typing.

Hey! I think I found the perfect song for our 'secret' duet. Have you ever listened to Candles by Hey Monday? Just an idea! Let me know if you think it's a good one. Kurt responded in seconds.

Sounds great! Want to come over tomorrow at 5 to rehearse?

I would love that! See you then! After Blaine sent the text, he put the car in drive and drove home.

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If you have poor mental health but don't know how to talk about it so you use humor to cover up the fact that you're dying inside clap your hands!

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Random note, have y'all noticed that lots of lesbians write Klaine fanfictions?