-November 11th 1994-
Later at the Wake at the Gellers house.Ross is lying on his back with Phoebe squatting over him checking to see if he's injured.
Phoebe:Okay don't worry I'm just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm...huh.
Ross:W-what is it?.
Phoebe:You missed a belt loop.
Ross:Oh!.N-no.
Phoebe:Okay it's in spasm.
Judy:Here sweetie here.I took these when I had my golfing accident."Hands Ross a bottle of pills.Then turns to Monica and pats her hair over her ears".
Later Ross emerges from a hallway grinning and he is obviously very stoned.
Phoebe:Hey look who's up!.
Tabitha:How do you feel?.
Ross:I feel great.I feel great,I feel great.
Monica:Wow those pills really worked huh?.
Ross:Not the first two but the second two wo!...I love you guys.You guys are the greatest.I love my sister's."Kisses Tabitha and Monica's foreheads".I love Pheebs..."Hugs her".
Phoebe:Oh!.That's so nice...
Ross:Chandler!.
Chandler:Hey.
Ross:"Hugs him".And listen man if you wanna be gay,be gay.Doesn't matter to me.
???:"Turns to a friend".You were right.
The ladies walk off and leave Chandler.
Ross:Rachel.Rachel.Rachel."Sits down beside her".I love you the most.
Rachel:Oh well you know who I love the most?.
Ross:No.
Rachel:You!.
Ross:Oh...you don't get it!."Passes out onto Rachel".
Soon a large crowd of men are now watching the game with Joey.
Rachel:"Still trapped under Ross".Pheebs could you maybe hand me a cracker?.
Me,Monica and Judy begin conversation.
Judy:"To Monica".Your grandmother would have hated this.
Monica:Well sure what with it being her funeral and all.
Judy:No I'd be hearing about Why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham?,I didn't spend enough on flowers and if I spent more she'd be saying Why are you wasting your money?,I don't need flowers I'm dead.
Tabitha:That sounds like Nana.
Judy:Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?.
Monica:I can imagine.
Judy:I'm telling you it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive life affirming person that she is.
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Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction
FanfictionThis is the story of Tabitha Ella Sanderson Geller adopted sister of Ross and Monica Geller.