Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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-November 20th 1998-

    Chandler finishes his story and Ross speaks up.

Tabitha:You're right.Yours is worse.You are the king of bad Thanksgivings.

Phoebe:I don't know about that.I've got one that's worse.

Chandler:Really?.Worse than More turkey Mr.Chandler?.

Phoebe:Oh did the little rich boy have a problem with the butler?.Yes mine's worse!.

    Phoebe tells us a past life Thanksgiving story.

Ross:In this life Phoebe.

Phoebe:Oh this life!.Oh okay no Chandler's is worse.

Joey:Man it must be so cool remembering stuff like that!.I don't have any past life memories.

Phoebe:Of course you don't sweetie.You're brand new.

Rachel:I know Monica's worst Thanksgiving.

Monica:Oh let's not tell this story.

All:Oh come on!.

Phoebe:Oh no I know!,I know!.It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head!.

Tabitha:What?!.

Rachel:Joey got a turkey stuck on his head?!.

Joey:Hey it's not like it sounds.

Chandler:It's exactly like it sounds.

    We are all told the story and when it's finished Chandler laughs.

Chandler:"Laughing".You did look like an idiot.

Joey:Hey I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot.All right?.Remember when Ross tried to say Butternut squash?.And it came out Squatternut buash?.

Ross:Yeah that's the same.

Monica:That's it.That's my worse Thanksgiving.

Phoebe:Oh wait.That can't be the one Rachel's talking about.She didn't even know that happened.So which one was it?.

All:Which one?.

Monica:Um I-I really don't want to tell this story.

Chandler:Oh come on Monica reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about.Y'know for me anyway.And of course the Indians.

Monica:Look um of all people you do not want me to tell this story.

-Thanksgiving 1987-

   Me and Monica enters behind Ross and his friend Chandler.

Ross:All right it's cool you can stay here. My parents won't mind.

    I watch as Monica suddenly gets very happy.

Chandler:No it's not that I just don't want to be stuck here all night with your fat sister.