Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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-March 21st 1996-

   At Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Ross is here watching Days of Our Lives with Joey.

(Amber:Oh Drake.

Joey:I'm sorry Amber.It's just like Brad to have to have the last word.)

Ross enters the apartment.

Ross:I'm sorry I'm late what happened?.

Monica:We,we just wanna see the end.

(Amber:I want you Drake.

Joey:I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.

Amber:What?.

Joey:There's something I never told you Amber.I'm actually your half- brother.)

We all gasps as the show ends.

Rachel:So what happens next?.

Joey:Well I get the medical award for separating the siamese twins.Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother Ramone.And that's where I find the world's biggest emerald.It's really big but it's cursed.

Chandler:God that is good TV.

Tabitha:Damn right!.

Joey:"Laughs".

-March 22nd 1996-

   At Central Perk.Phoebe is singing.Monica, Richard,Ross,Rachel and Me are listening to her.

Phoebe:"Singing". And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played moroccas...That's it thanks good night.

Richard:Phoebe's got another job right?.

Tabitha:Great set tonight Pheebs.

Phoebe:I know.

Ross:Well we should probably get going.

Richard:Um we should go too I got patients at 8 in the moring.

Monica:You know I was thinking.You know how we always stay at your apartment?.Well I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place.

Richard:I don't know I don't have my jammies.

Monica:Well maybe you don't need them.

Ross:Me and Tabitha's baby sister ladies and gentlemen.

I laugh.

Monica:Shut up you two I'm happy.

Phoebe:Oh this is so nice.Alright I have to make a speech.I just wanna say that of all the guys that Monica has been with and that is a lot I like you the best.

Richard:Oh thank you Pheebs.That's very sweet.

Phoebe:Ok.

Richard:Hear that?.She likes me best and apparently there've been a lot.

Monica:Not a lot Phoebe's kidding, Phoebe's crazy.

Rachel:Phoebe's dead.

-March 23rd 1996-

   At Central Perk.Joey enters with several magazines and runs up to Phoebe and Me.

Joey:Pheebs,Tabby check it out,check it out, check it out,check it out.

Phoebe:Oh,oh,Soap Opera Digest,oh that's one of my favorite digests.

Joey:Page 42,page 42,page 42.

Phoebe:Ok,ok,ok.Oh hey new doc on the block,Days of Our Lives Joey Tribbiani.Oh cool picture.

Joey:Oh I look good.

I look at the magazine.

Tabitha:Hey is this true that you write a lot of your own lines?.

Joey:Uh well kinda yeah.Like remember last week when Alex was in the accident?. Well the line in the script was If we don't get this woman to a hospital,she's going to die.But I made it...If this woman doesn't get to a hospital,she's not gonna live.

Phoebe:Oh ok I see what you did there. Aren't you afraid though that the writers are gonna be kinda mad when they read this?.

Joey:Huh?.Never really thought about the writers.The scripts just kinda come to my house.But you know what?.This makes me look good which makes the show look good which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about that?.

-March 25th 1996-

   I am at Joey's apartment with him comforting him after he has told me he is being killed off the show.I refused to watch the episode....Soon we hear knocking at his door.

Ross:Come on.

Rachel:Joey.

Ross:Open up.We want to talk to you.

Joey:I don't feel like talking.

Rachel:Oh come on Joey we care about you.

Chandler:We're worried about you.

Monica:And some of us really have to pee.

   I get out of Joey's hand grasp and i open the door and let everyone in.

Rachel:Tabitha?.

Tabitha:Yeah.

I move as Joey stands next to me.

Monica:Sorry Joey."Runs to the bathroom".

Joey:Hey.

Phoebe:Listen sorry about your death that really sucks.

Chandler:We came over as soon as we saw.

Ross:How could you not tell us?.

Joey:I don't know I was kinda hoping no one would ever find out.

Rachel:Well maybe they can find a way to bring you back.

Joey:Nah they said that when they found my body,my brain was so smashed in that the only doctor that could have saved me was me.Supposed to be some kind of irony or something.

Phoebe:But Joey you're gonna be fine.You don't need that show it was just a dumb soap opera.

Joey:Phoebe this was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.

Phoebe:Yes I was going to incorporate that.Oh good here's Monica she'll have something nice to say.

Monica:Um I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. What?.To me that's nice.

Chandler:It's gonna be ok.You know that?.

Joey:No I don't.It's like you know you work your whole life for something and you think that when you get it it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be.But this so was.You know it changed everything.Like the other day I got this credit card application and I was pre- approved.Huh?.I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life.

Chandler:I'm sorry man.

Rachel:Yeah Joey honey I don't know if this'll mean anything to you but you'll always be pre-approved with us.

Joey:No that means nothing to me.

Tabitha:JoJo sometimes things like this happen so good things can come in...Maybe there is something awaiting for you.

-March 30th 1996-

   Joey moves back in with Chandler after they finally get rid of Eddie.I am glad to have my best friend and longtime crush living near my apartment again.