Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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-May 17th 1998-

   At the Hospital Me,Joey,Ross,Cassius and Rachel arrive with Phoebe.

Phoebe:"To nurse".Hi.

Nurse:Hi.

Phoebe:Hi yeah hi.I'm um Phoebe Buffay and I have babies coming out of me.

Nurse:Okay.Have you started having contractions?.

Phoebe:Not yet.Um I heard they really hurt do they hurt?.

Nurse:Well…

Phoebe:Oh my God!.

Roas:It's all right.

Nurse:Now which of you is the father?."Points to Cas,Ross".

Phoebe:Oh no none of them are the father. The father is my brother.

Nurse:Okay…

Rachel:I am so gonna miss watching you freak people out like that!.

Cassius:Okay uh Pheebs quick.Look!.This."Video camera".Is for the babies to look at someday so is,is there anything you want to say?.Y'know before it all starts?.

Phoebe:Oh okay, um hi kids!.Um it's me Aunt Phoebe.I can't wait to see you.Please don't hurt me.

Monica and Chandler come running in.

Tabitha:Hey what took you guys so long?.

Ross:Your cab left when ours did.

Monica:Well we,we had to go back because I forget my jacket.

Chandler:That's right.

    Me,Rachel and Ross stare at her for a moment.

Rachel:You-you're not wearing a jacket.

Monica:Oh man!.I did it again!.

Phoebe:"Standing up".Okay so um somebody has to call Frank and Alice.

    As she is talking Cassius is sticking the camera under her skirt.

Phoebe:And then my mom wants to know-"See's Cas".Cassius what are you doing?!.

Cassius:I gotta get the before shot.

    Phoebe shakes her head at him...Later on in the delivery room Rachel and Ross are entering.

Rachel:Hi Pheebs?.Okay so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh she's not coming.

Phoebe:What?!.

Ross:Apparently she fell in the shower and hit her head.

Phoebe:Oh my God she's so stupid!.

Ross:Look Pheebs,Pheebs it's gonna be okay.

Phoebe:That's easy for you to say I don't see three kids coming out your vagina!.