Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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-May 2nd 1996-

   I am at the Moondance Diner.With Joey,Ross,Phoebe and Chandler and we are sitting at the counter while Monica is working and  Monica is wearing her costume including big fake breasts....Me and Joey are sitting right next to eachother for almost a month now we have secretly been seeing eachother and the only one who knows about us is Chandler.

Monica:So I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth and since it's Rachel's birthday I mean we want it to be special I thought I'd poach a salmon.

Everyone:Oh.

Monica:What?.

Ross:Question...Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things?.

Monica:You wanna be in charge of the food committee?.

Ross:Question two...Why do we always have to have parties with committees?.

Joey:Really.Why can't we just get some pizzas and get some beers and have fun?.

Tabitha:Yeah.

Phoebe:Yeah I agree.You know I think fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside and I'm just not sure we are.

Monica:Alright.If you guys don't want it to be special fine.You can throw any kind of party you want.

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 -May 3rd 1996-

  At Central Perk.Me,Joey,Chandler,Ross, Phoebe and Monica are planning Rachel's birthday party.

Ross:I talked to Rachel's sisters neither of them can come.

Monica:Ok um so I still have to invite Dillon and Emma and Shannon Cooper.

Joey:Woah,Woah,Woah uh no Shannon Cooper.

Phoebe:Why not her?.

Joey:Cause she uh she steals stuff.

Chandler:Or maybe she doesn't steal stuff and Joey just slept with her and never called her back.

Monica:Joey that is horriable.

Joey:Hey I liked her alright.Maybe,maybe too much.I don't know I guess I just got scared.

Phoebe:I'm sorry I didn't know.

Joey:I didn't think anyone'd buy that ok.

   I internally smile at Joey's comment maybe this secret we are keeping won't be so hard.Rachel enters the shop and we stop talking.

Ross:Hi honey how did it go?.

Rachel:Ugh it was the graduation from hell.

Chandler:You know my cousin went to hell on a football scholarship.

Rachel:You know I mean this is supposed to be a joyous occasion.My sister's graduating from college nobody thought she would.It's a true testament to what a girl from long island would do for a Celica.

Tabitha:So what happened?.

Rachel:My parents happened.All they had to do was sit in the same stadium smile proudly and not talk about the divorce.But no they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address.Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them.But you know what you know what the good news is?.I get to serve coffee for the next 8 hours."Leaves".

Phoebe:Ok so I guess we don't invite her parents.

Monica:Well how bout just her mom?.

Chandler:Why her mom?.

Monica:Cause I already invited her.

Phoebe:Oh,Oh did you ask Stacy Roth?.

Joey:Oh no can't invite her.She also steals.