Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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-February 22nd 1996-

   At Joey's new apartment.Everyone but Chandler is here and Joey has decorated the place.

Joey:Huh?.So whatya think?.Casa de Joey. Huh?.I decorated it myself.

Ross:Get out.

Everyone:No.

Tabitha:I love it.

Monica:"Looking at some kind of glass sculpture thing".Wow Joey this is uh...

Joey:Art.

Monica:Art it is.

Ross:"Looking at a glass table with a panther shaped base".Look check this out. Is it a coffee table,is it a panther?.There's no need to decide.

Rachel:"Holding a pillow made out of 4 inch red fur".Hey, nice pillow.So now tell me is this genuine Muppet skin?.

Phoebe:"Looking at a water sculpture that looks like a window with rain running down it".Hey excellent,excellent water-table thing.

Joey:Thanks yeah.I love this but you know what it makes me wanna pee.

Phoebe:Yeah well me too yeah.I think that's the challenge.

Joey:Hey how come uh Chandler didn't come?.

Ross:Well uh it's cause he had a thing with w-with the thing.

Joey:Right I go...I got it.

Phoebe:So why don't ya show us the rest of your casa?.

Joey:Yeah.Uh oh,oh the best part come on.

   Joey leads us to the bathroom and gestures towards toilet everyone stares.

Joey:Heh?

Rachel:Hey nice toilet.

Joey:No,no,no behind it.

Ross:Wha- you have a phone in here?.

Joey:That's right I have a phone in here.

Monica:Joey promise me something.

Joey:Yeah.

Monica:Never call me from that phone.

-February 23rd 1996-

   At Central Perk.Me,Monica,Chandler and Ross are seated.Rachel is walking over with coffee and a piece of pie.

Rachel:Ok here we go.Honey I'm sorry they were all out of apple pie someone just got the last piece.

Phoebe enters the shop

Phoebe:Oh my God,oh my God,oh my God, oh my God.You are not gonna believe this.I have just been discovered.

Chandler:Now wait a minute I claimed you in the name of France four years ago.

I snort at Chandler's joke.