Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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-October 18th 1996-

   I am at Monica and Rachel’s hanging with Monica.

Monica:So you and Joey are gonna be moving in together soon.

Tabitha:Yeah it's a big step but we are ready for it...We have known eachother for years and have been together for 7 months now.

Monica:Yeah...

Tabitha:As Pheebs would say and I believe this that he is my lobster."Smiles".

   Joey enters Monica's apartment and goes over to the fridge and takes out a beer.

Monica:Hey!.Where ya heading in those pants?.1982?.

Joey:Oh Monica listen I ah I saw down at the hardware store they got those designer tiles on sale.If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.

Monica:Why what’s wrong with my bathroom floor?.

Joey takes a sip of his beer.

Joey:Nothing.It’s just old and dingy that’s all.

Monica:I highly doubt that.

The three of us go to the bathroom.

Joey:Oh yeah.If you ah move your hamper you see what color the tile used to be.

Joey moves the hamper and Monica gasps.

Joey:Yeah.

Monica:I can’t live like this!.What are we gonna do, What are we gonna do?.

Joey:Relax."To Tabitha".Here babe hold this.

Joey hands me his beer.

Joey:Monica this old stuff just comes right off.

   Joey bends down to try and lift some tile right in the middle of the floor while wearing his tight pants and i smirk at the veiw of his butt.

Monica:That’s a little more than I wanted to see.

I nudge my sister and shake my head.

Tabitha:"Mouths to her".Thats my man.

Joey manages to pry off only small pieces.

Joey:Awe look at that every inch of this stuff is glued down.It’d take forever to pry this up.You should uh...

I hand Joey his beer.

Joey:You should just leave it.

   Joey starts to walk away but Monica grabs him.

Monica:I can’t leave it!.You gouged a hole in my dingy floor.

   Joey then places the toliet brush and holder over the hole which is in the middle of the floor.

Joey:Eh.There you go.

Monica:You know that’s nice,you know we could put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon!.

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   I am at Central Perk sitting next to Chandler and Ross as Ross is working on his list.