Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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-December 24th 2000-

    Me and Eliana are at Monica,Chandler and Phoebe's Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo. Ben is standing next to her.

Ross:I'm the holiday armadillo!.I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you."Points to Ben".A Merry Christmas.

Monica:What happened to Santa Holiday Armadillo?.

Ross:"To Monica".Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas.

Monica:Wow come in have a seat.You must be exhausted coming all the way from…Texas.

Ben:Texas?.

Ross:That's right Ben.I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico.But Santa sent me here to give you these presents Ben.

   Ross tries to bend down to pick up the bag with the presents.but can't because of the costume.

Ross:Maybe the Lady will help me with these presents.

   Monica picks up the bag while Ross closes the door and hits Monica with his tail.They walk into the living room towards Me and Eliana and Monica empties the bag.

Ben:Wow!.Thanks!.

Ross:You're welcome Ben.Merry Christmas oh and Happy Hanukkah!.

Ben:Are you for Hanukkah too?.Because I'm part-Jewish.

Ross:"Gasps".You are?.Me too!.

Monica:Because Armadillos also wandered in the desert?.

Ross:"To Monica".You wanna wander in the hall?."To Ben".Oh hey Ben what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the festival of lights?.

Ben:Cool!.

Ross:Yeah!.

Monica:Come on Ben.

   Monica and Ben sit down on the couch next to Me and Eliana.

Ross:Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...

   Chandler enters the apartment in a Santa costume.

Chandler:Ho,ho,ho!.Merry Christmas!.

Ben:Santa!.

Eliana:Anta?.

Tabitha:That's right Eliana.

Ben runs to Chandler to hug him.

Chandler:Hey!.

   Chandler grunts as Ben hugs him at full speed.

Ross:What are you doing here Santa?.

Chandler:Well I'm here to see my old buddy Ben.What are you doing here weird…turtle-man?.

Ross:I'm the Holiday Armadillo your part-Jewish friend.You sent me here to give Ben some presents.Remember?.

Chandler:What?.