Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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-May 18th 1995-

We are all at Central Perk and Ross is showing pictures of Ben to us.

Ross:And here's little Ben nodding off...

Monica:Awww look at Aunt Monica's little boy!.

Phoebe:Oh look he's got Ross's haircut!

Rachel:Oh let me see!."Grabs picture".Oh God is he just the sweetest thing?.You must just want to kiss him all over!.

Ross:"Quietly".That would be nice.

Chandler:Pfft.

Rachel:Pardon?.

Chandler:Nothing just a little extra air in my mouth.Pffft.Pffffffft.

Me and Chandler walk over to where Joey is seated.Joey is looking at his check.

Joey:Hey Chan can you help me out here?.I promise I'll pay you back.

Chandler:Oh yeah right ok...inlcuding the waffles last week you now owe me...17 jillion dollars.

Joey:I will really.I'll pay you back this time.

Chandler:"Sighs".And where's this money coming from?.

Chandler hands the money to Joey and Joey answers him.

Joey:Well...I'm helping out down at the N.Y.U.Med School with some...research.

Ross:What kind of research?.

Joey:Oh just you know....science.

Tabitha:Science...Yeah I think I've heard of that.

Everyone looks over at us.

Joey:"Sighs".It's a fertility study.

Rachel laughs at Joey's idea.

Monica:Oh Joey please tell me you're only donating your time.

Joey:Alright come on you guys it's not that big a deal.Really...I mean I just go down there every other day and...make my contribution to the project.Hey,hey but at the end of two weeks I get seven hundred dollars.

Ross:Hey.

Phoebe:Wow ooh you're gonna be making money hand over fist!.

Tabitha:I think your very thoughtful Joey."Smiles".

Joey:Really?.

Tabitha:Yes really.

A week later at Monica and Rachel's apartment Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday.

Monica:Ok we got the cole slaw,We got the buns...

Phoebe:We've got the ground up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys ew..."Hands meat to Monica".

Chandler and Joey enter with charcoal.

Chandler:"In deep voice".Men are here.