Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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-March 18th 1999-

At Central Perk we are all hanging out as Rachel enters happily.

Rachel:Good you guys are all here!.

Ross:Hey!.What's up?.

Rachel:Well I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow!.

All:Congratulations!.Oh that's great!.

Rachel:I know!

Cassius:Boy that guy's underwear sucks!.

Rachel:W-what?!.

Cassius:I got this pair marked excess I gotta tell ya there was no room for excess anything in there.

Rachel:Anyway I'm going to be the coordinator of the woman's collection I'll work right under the director it's the perfect,perfect job for me!.

Phoebe:Wow!.Well if you nail the interview you'll get it!.

Rachel:Yeah.

Phoebe:You wanna work on your interview skills?.

Rachel:O-okay!.

Phoebe:Okay!.All right let's start with the handshake.Hi.

Rachel:Hi.

They shake hands.

Phoebe:Very good handshake good wrist action.

Monica:Let me try.

Monica gets up to join them.

Phoebe:Okay.

They shake hands and she pulls away suddenly.

Phoebe:Oh my God!.What did I ever do to you?!."Rubbing her hand".

Monica:Did I squeeze it too hard?.

Phoebe:Let's just say I'm glad I'm not Chandler.

The next day at Monica and Rachel's Me,Joey,Chandler and Cassius are hanging out as Rachel returns from her interview.

Tabitha:Oh hey how'd the interview go?.

Rachel:Ugh horrible!.I did the stupidest most embarrassing thing!.

Cassius:Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?.

Rachel:No!.

Chandler:So what happened?.

Rachel:Ugh it was horrible!.And,and the interview part went so well y'know?.I even made him laugh.He said something about a boat and I was like Well yeah!.If you've got enough life jackets!."Laughs"...Trust me it was actually it was very funny.Anyway so we were saying goodbye and ugh!.

Joey:What happened?.

Rachel:All right we were shaking hands and he kinda leaned toward me...Y'know maybe he was going to open the door but I totally miss read him and I uh...