Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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-February 26th 1998-

   At Monica and Rachel's Me,Joey, and Rachel are standing at the counter.Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door.

Monica:Joey let me ask you a question.What does this light switch do?.

Joey:Oh nothing.

Monica:Didn’t it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did?.

Joey:I know what it did! Nothing.

Monica:They wouldn’t have put it there if it didn’t do something.How can you not care?.

Joey:Like this."Shrugs".

Rachel:Well here’s another question for ya. Uh do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?.

Joey:Sure.It flushes it.

Rachel:Okay good.Now that since you know when you come over would you mind actually using it?.

Tabitha:Come on Joey.Are you serious?,You flush at our place.

   Right then Chandler enters the apartment and Janice is following him.

Chandler:Hello.

Joey:Hey."Sees Janice".Ah!.

Janice screams in surprise.

Rachel:Guess who we ran into today?!.

Monica:Janice?!

Tabitha:"Sarcastically".How'd you guess?.

Chandler:Isn’t this amazing?.

Monica:How have you been?.

Janice:Oh well I’m divorced.

Phoebe:Oh wow.

Janice:Yeah I’m riding the alimony pony."Laughs".

Joey,Tabitha:And there it is.

Janice:I just came up to say Hi,Hi."To Chandler".And you sweetie I’ll see you tonight.

Chandler:Okay.Bye.

Janice:Bye.

Chandler:Bye.

Janice:Bye.

Chandler:Bye.

Janice:Bye.

Chandler:B-bye!.

Janice:Bye-bye.

Chandler:Bye.

Chandler finally closes the door on her.

Chandler:I can’t stand the woman.

   Phoebe looks shocked as Me and Joey are relieved.

Phoebe:What?!.I thought you were crazy about her.