Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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-April 13th 1999-

    We are all  now watching Law & Order and I'm holding my husband's hand.

Joey:Okay see that blind guy right there?. I'm gonna bash his head in later.

    His grandmother asks him something in Italian once a commercial comes on.

Joey:Oh um my big scene is coming up.Big scene coming up.

Chandler:If you said Big lima bean bubbling up.Would she understand the difference?.

Monica:Rach?.What are you doing?.

Rachel:Oh boy I just can't watch.It's too scary!.

Monica:It's a diaper commercial.

Rachel:Oh yeah well you know me babies, responsibilities ah!.

    There's a knock on the door and we hear the Pizza Lady Caitlin's voice.

Caitlin#Pizza delivery!.

Ross:I'll get it!.I will get that!.

    Ross runs over and opens the door.Ross talks to Caitlin and I ignore it till I hear Chandler speak up.

Chandler:Here you go.Now stop bringing us pizzas you.

Caitlin:I'm gonna try.

Ross closes the door.

Chandler:You're welcome.

Ross:You couldn't let me have her could ya?!.

Chandler:What?.

Ross:This is a girl that I really like and had too swoop in there!.

Monica:What's going on?.

Ross:Chandler was totally flirting with the hot delivery girl!.

Chandler:Thank you for that!."To Monica".I was not flirting.

Monica:It's okay.I don't care.It's uh it's fine.

Ross:Really?!.

Chandler:Really?!.

Monica:It's no big deal I do it all the time.

Chandler:"Starts to laugh,gets serious".So um you,you flirt with guys all the time?.

Monica:Sure!.It doesn't mean anything!. Just like I know it doesn't mean anything with you!.

Chandler:Okay but there is a big difference.You are a lot hotter than I am.

Cassius:"Walking past".True story!."Goes,sits down".

Monica:Chandler this actually bothers you?.

Chandler:Yes it does bother me.And I think it would bother a lot of people.Rachel when you were going out with Ross did it bother you when he flirted with other women?.