Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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-January 16th 1997-

   At Monica and Rachel's.. Rachel is getting ready for her first day of work...Rachel runs from her bedroom wearing only a towel.

Rachel:Okay.Hey.Um.Does everybody hate these shoes?.

Chandler:Oh yeah but don't worry.I don't think anybody's gonna focus on that as long as your wearing that towel dress.

Rachel:"To Ross".Tell him.

Ross:"To Chandler".It's her first day at this new job.Your not supposed to start with her.

Chandler:All right I suppose I can wait a day.Hey.what are you doing Friday?.

Ross:Why?.

Chandler:I need you to come to this bachelor party for my weird cousin Albert you know he's the botanist.

Ross:Oh God.You know botanists are such geeks.

Chandler:Yeah.Is that a dinosaur tie?.

Ross:Hm?.Oh yeah.Gift from Tab.

   Ross makes a growling sound to sound like a dinosaur as Phoebe enters the apartment with a load of purses hanging around her neck.

Phoebe:Morning.Rach I'm here with the purses!.

Chandler:To Phoebe".It must take you forever to find your keys.

Rachel runs into the livingroom.

Rachel:Thank you,thank you,thank you Pheebs.

Phoebe:Your welcome oh please not the one with the turtles.

Rachel:No,no,no,no turtles scare me.I don't need that today.

Ross:Honey just relax it's gonna be fine. Hey um why don't I come down there and I'll take you out to lunch?.

Rachel:Oh honey thank you but Mark's taking me out.

Ross:Mark is that uh the same Mark that helped you get the job?.

Rachel:Yeah it's kinda like a good luck on your first day sort of thing."To Phoebe".Is this actually a lunchbox?.

Phoebe:Um no it's a purse.And there's a thermos in it.

Rachel:Oh.

Chandler:"To Ross".Hey so can you make it on Friday?.

Ross:What?.Oh yeah,yeah I think so.Why am I invited to this again?.

Chandler:Well apparently Albert has no friends.He's very excited about the bachelor party though.I think actually the only reason he's getting married is so he can see a stripper.

Phoebe:A stripper at a bachelor party that is so cliche.Why don't you get a magician?.

Chandler:Well if the magician can open my beer with his but cheeks then all right.

I laugh at that.

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   I enter Chandler's apartment to see Chandler,Ross and Joey.