Ninjago Oneshots

You're Such A Cheat (ColexLloydxKai)

Note added months after writing this:
This is bullshit. This whole Oneshot. I just leave it be, because people seem to like it.

PoV Cole
Lloyd was lying in my lap, sleeping peaceful and snoring softly.

He was so cute.

My little grean bean. I loved him so much.

I gently brushed the hair out of his face and kissed his forehead.

Lloyd opened one eye and smiled the cutest smile.

"Well, hello my sleeping beauty", I smiled back.

Lloyd brought a hand to my cheek.

"kiss kiss", he demanded.

I kissed him with a smile.

PoV Lloyd
My secret relationship with Cole had been going on for weeks now.

He was so gentle and sweet.

But right now I was slipping into Kais room.

You see, Kai just had that fire. This burning passion and his temper.

Even his arrogant behavior turned me on.

Both of them made me feel special.

Cole had made me his God while Kai made me his princess and I liked both.

I honestly don't know how I got into this, it just happened.

"Penny for your thoughts", Kai suddenly said.

I looked up at him as he pulled me into his lap.

What should I say?

I looked into his brownish-amber eyes and blushed. A smirk formed on his lips and he grabbed my ass.

"You look like a tomato", he laughed.

"Shut up and kiss me already", I whispered, leaning in.

I felt his lips on mine seconds later. I wrapped my arms around his neck and deepened our kiss.

Kai gently bit my bottom lip and I ran my fingers through his hair.

The game had started.

~~~

"Lloyd, I have a question", Jay said, taking me aside the next day.

"Okay? Go ahead", I smiled gently.

"Do you have a relationship with Cole or Kai? Because you've been acting weird around them and Nya and I were joking about it but now I need to know", he explained.

I almost choked.

"You...You think I have a secret relationship? That's silly. I-I'm not even into girls. I mean guys! BOOBS! I'M INTO BOOBS!", I blurted out.

Jay burst into laughter.

"Yeah, sure. You're such a hetero. Really.", he choked out between laughter.

I blushed a deep crimson red.

"You know what I think? Those idiots send you flying over a rainbow", he kept laughing and I started to get annoyed.

"Keep it low Jay, I don't have any secret relationships and if I did I wouldn't tell you because you can't keep your mouth shut", I hissed.

Then I turned and walked away.

PoV Jay
"You can come out now", I called.

All of the others came out of their hiding spots, whistling.

"How did you know we were there?", Cole asked.

I shrugged.

"masculine intuitively", I said proudly.

"Guys, does anyone of you have a secret relationship with Lloyd?", Nya asked.

Kai and Cole looked away.

I grabbed my girlfriend's hand and we walked away.

"Why-", she started, but I didn't let her.

"I think Lloyd isn't going with Kai OR Cole, but he's going with both of them and they don't even know", I whispered.

Nya shook her head.

"Never. He's way to pure and innocent for that", she thought out loud.

I shrugged. She was probably right.

PoV Cole
I knocked on Kais door the other day, annoyed as fuck.

We called him and Lloyd for dinner. Five times.

I heard a thud sound, then something that sounded like someone putting clothes an, because I had my ear on the door.

Then the door opened.

Kai's hair was messy and he wasn't wearing a shirt.

He leaned in the doorframe, blocking my vision.

"Hey, what's, what's up?", he asked.

"Is Lloyd in there?", I asked.

"Bathroom, yes, why?", he replied, still blocking my vision.

"What were you two doing?", I raised an eyebrow.

"Training?", Kai replied, rubbing his neck.

Lloyd entered the room from the bathroom.

"Lloyd? What were you doing in Kais room?", I asked again.

"Cuddling", he answered.

Kai immediately added: "Training to cuddle. I have to work on my cuddle skills".

Lloyd nodded: "yes, he does"

"You are both lying and I know it. Lloyd, what is going on here?"

"Okay, I knew this day would come. Guys, it was pretty great to be with you, but, I don't exactly know why, I cheated on you. Like, both of you. I'm sorry. So sorry...", the green ninja sighed.

Kai and I stood there, blinking and staring at each other.

"Does that mean you've been sleeping with him ?" We asked in unison, then started glaring at each other.

Lloyd had tears in his eyes.

I threw the first punch, right into Kais face.

"How dare you steal my angel?!", I yelled.

"If anything he's mine and you stole him!", Kai shot back, hitting me in the stomach.

"Please stop", Lloyd started, but I was angry. Suddenly something hot neared me, but was put out by a flash of water.

"What's going on?", I heard Nya ask.

"He stole the love of my life!", Kai huffed, being held back by Zane and his sister.

"I did what?! YOU stole him from ME!", I yelled, trying to get to Kai, but Jay had a good hold on me.

"So Lloyd did have a relationship with both of you! Haha! I was right", Jay cheered, earning a glare from Nya.

"Where is Lloyd anyway?", Zane asked.

The next morning we sat at the breakfast table, shooting glares at each other.

Until Lloyd jumped up with a frustrated noise. "That's it, I'm in love with two men. Now what?"

"Well, you gotta choose! But that shouldn't be too hard, I'm the perfect boyfriend", Kai said, leaning back in his chair. Suddenly Kai and his chair fell down to the floor.

I chuckled.

"Well, I might not be perfect, but I'm perfect for Lloyd, am I wrong angel?", I gave Lloyd a soft smile.

"Pf, as if", Kai growled, getting up.

This fight went on for weeks, until we both decided that we'd rather share Lloyd than loose him.

So, yeah, it's not the best solution, but I get to keep my green bean and that's what really matters.