Joehills Stories

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The Hermitcraft Daycare AU by KeichiAkechi24
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The Hermitcraft Daycare AUby bibble
Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together...
When the Dawn Breaks [TBAU] by LilyAndSoe
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When the Dawn Breaks [TBAU]by LilyAndSoap
There's someone new in Hermit village. Someone with secrets that can't be shared. Xisuma knows that Impulse isn't human, but anyone, no matter the species, is welcome i...
Hermitcraft oneshots and other hermit things (Hiatus) by SharkBait_13_23
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Hermitcraft oneshots and other her...by Shark
This will be a book of whatever hermitcraft related ideas I have. I do ship the hermits Minecraft personas ONLY. There will be no shipping of real life people! So if the...
Hermitcraft oneshots by greatest_goose16
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Hermitcraft oneshotsby greatest_goose16
Pretty much the title! May include some life series and empires smp stories as well, we'll see! There will be little (if any) shipping, and if there is any, I would only...
When Past Meets the Present by Isabelle291
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When Past Meets the Presentby Math nerd
Gods I suck at descriptions, here we go anyway. "Come home to us, Xelqua. Come back to us." "Shut up! Just shut up, I'm not going with you! Give me one...
The Endless War  by The_Smiling_Paradox
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The Endless War by Shado
The admins and The Watchers have been fighting a creature called "Error" for a while. Once again Error has been defeated temporarily. A young Watcher called Xe...
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Hermitcraft Oneshots and AUs (Season VI And VII) ((FIN)) by Cramsalesman
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Hermitcraft Oneshots and AUs (Seas...by inactive account
Drabbles (900- words), oneshots (1,000+ words), and short stories (4,000+ words), centered around the ventures and mishaps of the Hermits exploring their new world. (At...
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A Lot More Hermitcraft Stuff by aiMHana
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A Lot More Hermitcraft Stuffby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
oh look, a third book of Hermitcraft stuff :') ships, smut, fluff, angst, all that stuff will all be present here
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Hermitcraft Shots by RaeTheStar
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Hermitcraft Shotsby RaeTheStar
A compilation of Hermitcraft oneshots! I'll update whenever inspiration hits, so buckle up boys. All art (if there is any) is mine! Quick note, all of these stories are...
Hermitcraft Camping Trip! (High school AU) by ThatOneWaterCat
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Hermitcraft Camping Trip! (High sc...by ThatOneWaterCat
This is a Hermitcraft High school (Camping Trip) AU. Shipping included, no smut, chaos I guess?? There will probably not be too many parts to this story because it ain't...
A Chaotic Camping Trip! (Hermitcraft 8 Highschool AU) by ThatOneWaterCat
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A Chaotic Camping Trip! (Hermitcra...by ThatOneWaterCat
This is a camping trip story with the Hermits in Season 8 of Hermitcraft, with all of them being high schoolers aside from TFC, the really cool bus driver. Not much more...
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Hermitcraft Randomness - S7 Oneshots by adrilxa
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Hermitcraft Randomness - S7 Onesho...by adri
Welcome to Hermitcraft Randomness! This is a collection of mixed one-shots, AUs, incorrect quotes, and general randomness about Hermitcraft Season 7! You'll also find a...
Hermitcraft: Origins by adrilxa
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Hermitcraft: Originsby adri
"Each world has its own story. Even if you tried to get a story from me, I wouldn't be able to tell you half of it. There is so much life in each build and block, a...
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Hermitcraft Harry Potter AU by SKblind
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Hermitcraft Harry Potter AUby SKblind
Harry Potter AU starring the Hermitcraft characters (not the actual people, it has nothing to do with them, this is just for fun and entertainment, leave me alone). A l...
The Silver Sun - A Hermitcraft Watcher AU by thathermitweirdo
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The Silver Sun - A Hermitcraft Wat...by Weirdo
A cult of brainwashed players. A rouge watcher that leads them. And their plans to invade a new server and take control. When Xisumavoid, the admin of Hermitcraft, is wa...
Love and Despair (A Hermitcraft Au) by JustAnAverageFreak
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Love and Despair (A Hermitcraft Au)by Mya!?
Evil Xisuma is released from The Void after being banished into the black abyss two years before. Now he's back in Hermitcraft, and the Hermits don't know what to think...
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The Hermitcraft Plays by EmberDragon34
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The Hermitcraft Playsby Angst God Ember of the Hermit...
This is going to be so much fun to write... Book 1: Joe wrote a play And now the hermits are performing it Book 2: Joe wrote a Christmas play It went as well as the firs...
Crazy Hermitcraft 6 Stories ;)  by KeichiAkechi
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Crazy Hermitcraft 6 Stories ;) by Keichi Chan
These are just random stories of the hermitcraft season 6, (also it's confirmed that I love writing anything with Mumbo and Joe 😂) But I enjoy making stories for other...
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The Crew's Book of Hermitcraft Season 7 Oneshots by EntropicThyme
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The Crew's Book of Hermitcraft Sea...by Entropy :D
Welcome to my new oneshot book for the new season! In here you'll find oneshots, small AUs, backstory, mini-series and more, all centred around season 7 of Hermitcraft. ...
Hermitcraft Ships by RaeTheStar
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Hermitcraft Shipsby RaeTheStar
A collection of shippy oneshots for Hermitcraft! No smut, and minimal angst. Just cute and soft vibes here! [No longer posting here, moved to Ao3]