25th december to most people: Yay it's Christmas!
25th december to Pakistani's: Yay it's the birthday of our founder!
Cole: OH MY FIRST SPINJITSU MASTER!!!
Nya: What?
Cole: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!
Nya: What?
Cole: THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE WORLD!!!!!
Nya: Will you please tell me what you're talking about!?!?
Cole: I didn't know you write fanfiction!!!
Nya: W-what fanfiction? I-I don't write any f-fanfiction.
Cole: Listen I know that you changed your user name to "TotallyNotNyaSmith", blocked me and then started writing fanfictions about you and Jay.
Nya: How did you-
Cole: I created a seperate account under a fake name so you will never be able to block me.
Nya: *sarcastically* yes."Cole-the_cake_lover" is a very good fake name. *blocks Cole-the_cake_lover*
Cole: That's it I'm telling Jay! *runs off to find Jay*
Nya: NO!
Cole: OOOOHHH JAAAAAAAAY-
Nya: *throws Cole out of window*
Cole: *reverses time and gets back inside* JAY JAY JAAAAAAY WHERE ARE YOOOOOU???????
Jay from the other side of the monastary: MY BODY IS IN MY SLEEPING CHAMBER WHERE I AM DRINKING A HOT BEVERAGE MADE FROM LEAVES AND WATER WITH MY GREAT COMPANIONS!!!!
Harumi: AEƏAÆAĂAEEĒEEAÂÉÄAEAEÆÈAEAËÅ!¡!¡!¡!¡
Harumi: O
Cole: Thank you for telling me!
Jay: NO PROBLEM MY FAVORITE COMPANION!!
Nya: *throws Cole into the bathroom and locks the door*
Kai who was in there: *Screams*
Cole: *covers eyes* I'm so sorry! Nya pushed me in!
Kai: What are you doing in here!? Can't you see that I'm doing a live hair tutorial?
Random person in the live chat: Omg Lava is so real!
Random person 2: so cute.
Random person 3: *lenny face*
Random person 4: *plays jazz music*
Kai: Get out of here!
Cole: I can't! the door is locked!
Kai: *Burns down door* GET OUT!
Cole: *leaves*
Kai: *turns to camera* Now as I was saying, make sure that your hair makes you look like a giant pencil. This will make others know that you are superior and will make you assert dominance.
Cole: *runs to Jaya room*
Nya: *stands in front of his door* You are NOT getting in!
Cole: *Grabs chainsaw* YES. I. AM!
Nya: *Grabs a bigger chainsaw* NO!
*Epic star wars style montage of them having a chainsaw fight*
Cole: Despite the size differences, my chainsaw was stronger than yours; it managed to slice yours in half!
Nya: You haven't won yet!
Cole: Yes I have! *Breaks Jay's door with chainsaw*
Everyone inside: *scream and throw random objects at Cole*
Cole: Everyone calm dow- *sees Wu, Zane, L. Morro, Garmadon's ghost, Mystakè's ghost, Harumi and Samantha having a very fancy tea party*
Cole: What is going on in here?!
Samantha: A tea party.
Zane: Aur bohat achi wali (and good one)
Wu: I agree.
Jay in a top hat and monocle: I would like to possess the knowledge of why you are breaking and entering in my sleeping chamber while wielding a very sharp chainsaw.
Cole: Jay you wouldn't believe this but Nya writes-
Nya: *throws Cole out of window*
Jay: I already possess the knowledge of you writing stories about us.
Nya: COLE IMMA-
Jay: No Cole didn't share this knowledge with me. I read them in my spare time and I have to say they are extremely well written. My favorite is "Fanfiction of jay and nya that I can't think of a good title for".
Nya:..........
Nya:..........
Nya:..........
Nya: *faints*
L. Morro: *shoots toy bullet at Nya*
Harumi: BEST TEA PARTY EVER!!! SWTHTSSGBGAFB Ə
Ghost Garmadon: Will she please stop screaming for once!?
I still can't believe I didn't update for most of December and I am very sorry for that. I procrastinated a little too much.
Welp happy winter holidays anyway!
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Quarantined (ninjago edition)
AléatoireHave you ever wondered how the ninja would be doing in Quarintine? Well you came to the right book! For starters there will be no bad words... Kai in the background: WHO THE F*** TOOK MY F***ING HAIR GEL?! Jay: DON'T F***ING SWEAR YOU F***ING PEA...
