Kai: Uh, Nya, are you eating pizza with bananas on it?
Nya: Uh, yes?
Kai:.....
Kai:.....
Kai: DISGUSTANG!
Nya: Wha?
Kai: Who on earth eats pizza with bananas?!?!?!
Nya: I do.
Kai: I am now denying us being related.
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Jay: Hey Zane what's 1+68?
Zane: 69.
Jay: What's 1-71?
Zane: 69.
Jay: What-
Cole: Are we just gonna keep doing this all day?
Jay: Well, do you have any other ideas?
Cole: Zane, What's 1+419?
Zane: 420.
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Kai: I have a very sad backstory.
Lloyd: What?
Kai: My dad failed to show up at my fifteenth birthday.
Lloyd: Cool.
Nya: I have a sadder one.
Lloyd: What is it?
Nya: My grampa passed away when I was born.
Lloyd: I have an even sadder one.
Lloyd: Both of my parents failed to show up at my birth.
Kai: *spits out drink*
Nya: Wait-
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Cole: *is trying to relax*
*music starts playing*
Cole: *not disturbed*
Music: Robert's got a quick hand. He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan...
Cole: *slightly scared now*
-a few seconds later-
Music: All the other kids, with their pumped up kicks, you better, better run, outrun my gun.
Cole: *rushes out of the room* Who in their right mind is playing pumped up kicks at full volume?!?!??!?
Cole: *sees Jay, Nya and Lloyd dancing to the song*
Cole: *turns off song* Why are you playing pumped up kicks?!?!? You are scaring everyone!
Nya: how are we scaring? We're just playing a song.
Cole: Do you even know what that song means?
Lloyd: Yeah, it's a song about shoes and summer fun!
Jay and Nya: *nodding in agreement*
Cole: No! It's about school shootings and murder!
Jay, Nya and Lloyd: Oh.....
Jay: Okay *plays music*
Jay, Nya and Lloyd: *continue dancing*
Cole: I live with physopaths....
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Jay: Hey can you-
Skylor: For the last time, no, I am not going to give you freebies!
Jay: Can you pleeeeeeeease give us freebies this time?
Skylor: You know I never give you freebies, What makes you think that I will give it to you now?
Jay: Cole's cooking.
Skylor: It's on the house.
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Quarantined (ninjago edition)
SonstigesHave you ever wondered how the ninja would be doing in Quarintine? Well you came to the right book! For starters there will be no bad words... Kai in the background: WHO THE F*** TOOK MY F***ING HAIR GEL?! Jay: DON'T F***ING SWEAR YOU F***ING PEA...
