Here's a short chapter for one of my favourite memes.
Pixal: *cries*
Nya: It's ok, calm down, I was like this too.
Pixal: How do you deal with this!? There's so much blood and it's hurts like hell!
Nya: I know it-
L. Morro: *shoots Pixal with toy bullet*
Pixal: UGH I HATE HUMANITY!
Samantha: Same, humanity is nothing but garbage. I keep getting headaches all the time.
Cole: That's probably due to noise pollution since the monastary is in the middle of the road.
Samantha: I still hate it!
Zane: Aur iske sath mujhe ab aur kapre kheredne parain gay kyonke mera jism inko gantha karaha hai! (And along with that, I have to buy new clothes because my body is dirtying the only two I have!)
Jay: I say we reject humanity!
Cole: And return to monke!
Zane: Kia? (What?)
Pixal: You wouldn't get it.
L. Morro: Yay monkey!
Jay: Actually Morro, it's pronounced 'monke'.
K. Kai: Meow!? meow! meow meow! (What!? No! There's no way I'm living with animals!)
Nya: But you are an animal.
K. Kai: meow meow meow (I meant the gross animals)
Nya: I'm pretty sure the monkeys-
Jay: MONKES!
Nya:-Monkes have better hygiene than you do.
Lloyd: Ha! Kai got roasted!
Nya: You aren't any better either.
Lloyd: *pouts*
Jay: So it's decided, we are now going to live with the Monkes.
Wu: No, you aren't. It's is too dangerous.
Lloyd: But-
Misako: No buts!
Nya: No "no buts"! *grabs everyone including herself and yeets them to the nearest forest*
K. Kai: I go against this!!!
Monke: We go against you as well.
Jay: Look! There's the monke!
L. Morro: Hello monke!!!!
Monke: *turns to leave*
Pixal: Wait! We wanted to tell you that we're going to live here!
Monke: No thanks we're doing just fine on our own. Bye. *leaves*
Zane: *silent dissapointment*
Cole: Well that was a waste of time.
Samantha: And a waste of chapter.
Jay: Let's just go back and eat pizza.
Ninja: Yay.
Wu: I regret choosing you all.
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