The first one is based on a conversation in one of the comment sections in some YouTube video.
Jay: How mank are your demes?
Cole: Very. How damk are yours?
Jay: Demker than your mames.
Cole: My mekes are very danm. Thankyou very much.
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Jay: You look francy.
Cole(in the background): What the heck is that?
Nya: What?
Jay: You look French and fancy. Francy!
Nya: How do I look French to you?
Jay: French people are pretty!
Nya: Aww thanks.
Jay: I don't think I have ever seen anyone as bonjourifull as you.
Nya: Bonjourifull?
Cole: These puns keep getting worse.
-later-
Cole: I spent THREE HOURS teaching you pick up lines and you go ahead and do that?!?!
Jay: She liked it...
Cole: I still spent three hours!
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Jay and Nya: *Sitting together*
Kai: *sits between them*
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Jay and Nya: *leaning in*
Lloyd: *gets between them*
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Jay and Nya: *about to hug*
Cole: Hey Jay! Time for a video game battle! *pulls Jay away from Nya*
Nya(mumbling): Can we please have a moment without being interrupted.
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Lloyd: *is crying*
Nya: Why are you crying?
Lloyd: The most horrible thing happened to me! It is so bad! Worse than my entire life!
Nya:*sighs* Master Wu banned you from eating candy. didn't he?
Lloyd: How did you know?
Nya: I have lived long enough with you all to know what you are thinking about.
Lloyd: Then what is Jay thinking about?
Nya: Me.
Jay: How did you know?
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