Quarantined (ninjago edition)

"But I never got to know what two plus two is!"

If we all get to suffer from online classes then so does Lloyd. (I know he's had traumatic experiences but he needs his education as well)

Also did I mention that this chapter is hella long?

Lloyd: What do you mean I have to do online classes?!?

Wu: You need your education Lloyd. You don't even know what two plus two is!

Lloyd: *cries*

Wu: But unfortunately. No school was willing to take a boy who is half dragon.

Lloyd: That's racist!

Wu: I know. So, the ninja will be giving you your lessons.

Ninja: Aw man.

Morro: *laughs in ghost*

Wu: You too Morro. Just because you're a ghost does not mean you can't teach.

Morro: You just ruined my vibe! That's wiggity wack yo!

Wu: Ninja, I expect Lloyd to be well informed by the end of this day.

-later-

Jay (from the other room): Face time us!

Lloyd: Why? We're in the same house!

Jay: Just do it!

Lloyd: *Face times ninja*

(In the zoom chat)

Jay: Hello everyone!

Lloyd: I'm the only one here.

Jay: No you're not. There are other people here as well.

Lloyd: Wait really? *sees chicken and stuffed animals in the zoom chat* oh.

Jay: As I was saying Hello everyone! And welcome to math with Mister walker!

Lloyd: It feels kinda wierd hearing you be called "mister".

Jay: Onto the lesson! And I expect you to take notes. First let's start with basic math. So, can anyone tell me the answer to two plus two?

Chicken: Cl-*computer gliches*

Jay: Correct lightning bud! I would give you a sticker but I can't so onto the next question!

Jay: What is the answer to two multiplied by nine thousand devided by six upon eight hundred minus ten million plus two billion subtracted by eighty four? Lloyd please tell me the answer.

Lloyd: Uhhhh.... four?

Jay: No the correct answer i-

Cole: Hey everyone and welcome to chemistry with Mister Brookstone!

Lloyd: But I never got to know what two plus two is!

Cole: That won't help you in the future!

Lloyd: Bu-

Cole: Onto the lesson! And please take notes.

Cole: So chemistry is when two people fall for each other. For example: Jay and Nya.

Lloyd: *starts taking notes*

Cole: Are ya done yet?

Lloyd: N-

Cole: Onto the next topic! which is-

Nya: *Yeets Cole out of the window*

Kai: Welcome to history! With mister Smith.

Nya: And miss Smith!

Kai: Today's lesson is the history of Donald trump.

Lloyd: Ooooh!

Nya: Pay attention and take notes!

Kai: Donald Trump, previously known as Donald Umbridge, was born in a family. His father and older sister, Dolores, had magical powers where as Donald and his mother were normal. Which was the reason for the parents divorce.

Nya: Three years after Donald and his mother moved into the normal world. Donalds mother remarried and Donald went from Donald Umbridge to Donald Trump.

Lloyd: I have a question. Did Donald keep contact with his sister?

Kai: Yes he did. Which takes us to when he decided to become president of America.

Nya: Yup. Trump was in a bad spot as no one was willing to vote for him. So, Dolores helped him and brainwashed the people into voting for him.

Lloyd: **** You Dolores!

*The bell rings*

Lloyd: Where did we get a bell from?

Kai: from the awesome store! (TAWOG refrence) *puts Nya into his suitcase and leaves*

Morro: Yo yo yo it me Mistah Morro and it's time for Art.

Lloyd: Okay mister Morro.

Morro: That's Mistah Morro to you!

Morro: Anyway... today we are going to learn how to draw a perfect circle. So take out your pencils!

Lloyd: *Takes out Hello kitty art supplies*

Morro:......

Lloyd: I like hello kitty okay!

Morro: So do I. Now let's start!

Morro: first we draw this head. *draws incredibly realistic head*

Morro: then we erase some of the details. *erases details*

Morro: Than we erase more details *erases more details*

Morro: And viola! A perfect circle!

Lloyd: You literally just drew backwards.

Morro: It's the product that matters.

Lloyd: Okay?

Zane and Pixal: We believe that it is our turn?

Morro: yeah it's your turn. Bai. *leaves*

Zane: Hello everyone and today we will be learning physics. I'm mister Julien.

Pixal: And I'm miss Borg.

Zane: Let's start with our lesson and please take notes.

Pixal: physics is the study of-

Lloyd: *falls asleep*

-two hours later-

Lloyd: Where am I?

Zane: And that us the end of your physics lesson. Any questions?

Lloyd: Could you please repeat all of that?

Pixal: *twitches* A-All of it?

Lloyd: Yes.

Zane: *erupts a few sparks* f-from the beggining?

Lloyd: Yes.

Zane and Pixal: Initiate self distruct *explode*

Chicken: cluck cluck (poor robot)

-later that night

Wu: What did you learn?

Lloyd: I learned that chemistry is when two people fall for each other, Trump brainwashed people into voting for him, you can draw a perfect circle by drawing backwards, physics is physics and chicken has more brains than I'll ever have.

Wu: It seems that you are quite well informed. But do you know what two plus two is?

Lloyd: Yes... it's... uh.... zero?

Wu: Two plus two is zero?

Lloyd: Yes, two plus two is zero.

Wu: *turns to ninja* Y'all failed to educate mah boi. Y'know what that means *takes out bamboo staff*

Jay: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Lloyd: Two plus two is zero. Right?

To this day, Lloyd still believes that two plus two is zero.

Bye bye!