Quarantined (ninjago edition)

Cole and Jay start a cult.

Everyone: *is in the living room*

Cole: everyone we have an announcement to make.

Lloyd(he's not a kid anymore): you're getting married!

Cole and Jay: No!

Nya: What did you want tell us?

Jay: We are starting a cult.

Kai: Wait, didn't Jay already make a cult when we were stuck in prime empire?

Jay: yes but that was in the game. This is real life!

Lloyd: I'm pretty sure that's where his hobbie of making cults came from.

Jay: The cult of Jay was not a hobbie!

Kai: pretty sure it was.

Cole: So anyway this cult is going to be called "the cake of lightning"

Everyone:........

Cole: what? We had two different names so we decided to mix them together!

Nya: and came up with the cake of lightning?

Jay: Okay so there is only one rule of this cult: you must join the cult or this will be in your bed tonight *shows picture of Karen*

Kai: A woman?

Zane: I am afraid that's not an ordinary woman, that's a karen!

Lloyd: What's a karen?

Zane: A karen is a species similar to human but much more demanding and entitled. They can summon managers when they want to get a minimum wage employee fired. A Karen's natural appearance is blond-short hair and white skin. Karens are also extremely racist.

Lloyd: I would not want that to be in my bed.

Nya: Where are you gonna get a Karen from anyway?

Cole: We have a Karen locked up in a cage in my room.

Nya: Great, we are quarantining with a karen now!

Cole: yup*leads everyone into his room and they see a Karen in a cage*

Karen: I want a better cage! I deserve it!

Lloyd: Cover her mouth with duct tape next time.

Karen: How dare you talk to me like that! Did'nt your mother teach you to respect your elders?

Kai: First spinjitzu master, she's more annoying than Jay!

Jay: Hey!

Karen: Your hair looks absurd! I demand to speak to the manager! Surely hotel staff is not allowed to do that to their hair!

Lloyd: Since when did we became hotel staff?

Zane: Well since you let her move in, She might have gotten the idea of us being hotel staff.

Nya: lets get out of here I can't stand her anymore...

Karen: I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER FOR THE HOTEL STAFF'S RUDE BEHAVIOUR!

Cole: c'mon lets go *everyone leaves while Karen is still screaming*

Jay: So does anybody want to join our cult now?

Kai: I'll join, I couldn't stand being in the same room as her!

Nya: Me too, she managed to drive me crazy in five seconds!

Cole: Yeah I'll move her cage to somewhere else tonight I don't want her living in my room....

*Everyone else agrees except pixal*

Pixal: She didn't seem too harmful. Yes she was insanely annoying but I never wished to join your cult.*leaves*

Jay: She just made a BIG mistake.

______later that night______

Pixal: *goes to her room*

Pixal: *opens door and sees Karen sitting on her bed*

Karen: This bed is so uncomfortable! I demand to see the manager!

Pixal: *Screaming like mouse who's parachute won't open*(Refrence)

That's what happens when you don't join the cult hehe. So I have been noticing that I usually post my random thoughts when I reach this part, so today's random thought issssssss

Zane and Pixal are like wall-e and eve.

Bai.