I like how part one was around 500 words but part two is over a thousand-
Enjoyyyyy
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Kai: Nya get your cat away from my hair!
Nya: It's not my fault that you make it look like a scratching post!
Fifi: Mew (His hair looks like the mouse I killed earlier)
Kai: You're just jealous that my hair is more trendy than yours!
Nya: Excuse me, but who on earth would want to look as though an explosion took place in their hair?!
Fifi: Mew (My hair is the most trendy)
Kai: The people that do Kai look alike challenges!
Jay: Speaking of that, do you like my Kai look alike challenge, Kai?
Kai: No. Hair isn't big enough.
Jay: What?! I grew out my hair until it got to the point where you kept confusing me with Nya!
Nya: I still vividly remember you calling Jay "Baby muffin sis" as though it was yesterday.
Jay: How long does it need to be?!
Kai: Ankle length.
Nya: Wait a minute... is THAT the reason why you have a million hair gel bottles? AND the reason why we run out of shampoo so quickly?!
Kai: Duh. You really think that only two drops of shampoo are going to successfully clean all of that hair?
Jay: But sensei has an extremely long beard and he manages to keep it clean with two drops of shampoo!
Kai: How are even sure that he uses two drops?
Jay: I-
Kai: Have even seen him going to the shower?
Jay: no but-
Kai: Exactly. Sensei doesn't go to the shower at all. Hence why we never see him going in the direction of the bathroom.
Wu: *bonks Kai* What did you just say?!
Kai: ÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁ *runs*
Wu: And for clarification. I do shower. *walks away*
Jay:...
Nya:...
Jay:...
Nya:...
Jay: I don't think he showers.
Nya: Me neither.
Fifi: Mew (He is secretly a cat)
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Pixal (doing karaoke): Somtimes all I think about is you 🤣🤣🤣
Pixal: Late nights in the middle of June 🙄😎✨
Pixal: Heat waves been fakin' me out 😍🤩😘
Pixal: Can't 🤑 make 🤓 you 😫 ha-
Zane: Never gonna give you up 🤬🤬🧐
Pixal: Zane, you interrupted my karaoke session!
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DiversosHave you ever wondered how the ninja would be doing in Quarintine? Well you came to the right book! For starters there will be no bad words... Kai in the background: WHO THE F*** TOOK MY F***ING HAIR GEL?! Jay: DON'T F***ING SWEAR YOU F***ING PEA...
