Jay and Nya: *Giving Cole a haircut*
Cole: Oh and give me something business-like, I am now the owner of McDonalds so of course I need to look good!
Jay: Okay Mr owner-of-McDonalds!
Cole: Hey! It's not that easy as it seems, I keep getting orders! And if it's a bad day then I get orders from Karens who just scream at me!
Nya: y'know I remember Kai getting his first haircut, it was hilarious!
Jay: What happened?
Nya:*while laughing*He was saying that his hair was already 'perfect' and was threatening the barber that he would destroy his hair if he gave him a haircut.
Jay:*laughing* first spinjitsu master that's hilarious!
Nya: I even got a video of it!
Both: *Hysterically laughing*
Cole: Hate to ruin your moment 'Romeo and Juliet' but I need to get a haircut!
Jay: Okay we'll give you a flipping haircut! *brings scissors near his hair*
Nya:*takes scissors away* listen if we're going to do this we need to use the right tools *takes a pair of gardening scissors*
Jay: Woah do we really need that?
Nya: Of course we do! Cole looks like freaking Hagrid for crying out loud!
Cole: CAN I JUST GET A HAIRCUT ALREADY!
Jay: will you be paitent, for just FIVE MINUTES!
Nya: Okay so I thought of this one. *shows picture of decent looking haircut*
Jay: yes but*snatches nya's phone away and searches for another one* I was thinking of this one! *whispers so only Nya can hear* It's payback for him not being patient.
Nya:*Devilish grin*Ooh yes!
Jay: Well let's do this!
*montage of Jay and Nya giving Cole a haircut with gardening scissors*
Jay: *in a terrible french accenct*viola! Your 'air iz done.
Nya:*giggling because of Jay's accent and Cole's haircut* Yup and it's brillient!
Cole: Cool! Let me see my hair *reaches for a mirror*
Jay and Nya: *slowly walk out*
Cole: *looks at his hair and it looks like Lloyd's hair when he was a kid*
Cole: JAY! NYA!
Jay and Nya:*are on the roof of the monastary hoping that Cole won't find them*
Cole:*finds them and chases them around the house*
Jay and Nya: *are writing their last wills while running*
Question of the day who is your favourite ninja?
Mine is Nya.
Bye.
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Quarantined (ninjago edition)
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