Cho: I'M ALIVE PEOPLE! I'M ALIVE!
L. Morro: My ears!
Kai: Oh f***.
Cho: I think you all know what I'm here for at this point.
Nya: Dares?
Cho: Yup. So the first set of dares is from SageNinjaMorro-
L. Morro: That's my name! They stole my name!
Cho:-and the first dare is that Pixal has to tell Zane that she hated being in his head.
Pixal: Well I didn't actually like being in there because I couldn't do anything but That doesn't mean I hated it!
Cho: You can tell him that it's a dare afterwards.
Pixal: ok.... *goes to zane*
Pixal: Zane... I really hated being in your head.
Zane: Oh.... *starts crying with the voice of an autotined baby* (you can search this up if you wanna hear this)
Pixal: IT WAS A DARE! *Hugs zane*
Cho: Dare number two is that Nya has to tell Kai that he was right all along and that she shouldn't have been with Jay while Jay is in earshot.
Kai: Bold of you to assume that Nya will ever think that I said something right.
Nya: And that's for a good reason too.
Cho: So you gonna do the dare?
Nya: No.
Cho: *triggerness intensifies*
Nya: Ok! ok! I'll do it!
Nya: *takes in the most deepest breath you can imagine*
Nya: KaiyouwererightandIshould'nthavebeenwithJay.
Cho: Say it clearly!
Nya: Kai you were right and I shouldn't have been with Jay.
Lloyd: Uhhh... What are those noises?
Cole: I don't know, but it sounds like a donkey-goat hybrid crying while it's coughing.
L. Morro: I think it sound like a wet fart.
-meanwhile-
Jay: *crying like a donkey-goat hybrid who's coughing while crying*
Nya: *bursts in* I AM SO SORRY!
-Back with the ninja-
Cho: Moving onto dare number three. Morro has to possess anyone he wants and make them do ridiculous things.
Lloyd: ADIOS AMIGOS! *Throws self out of the window*
L. Morro: *possesses Kai*
Kai: *dancing around like an extremely high ballerina*
L. Morro: *unposses Kai* please take a shower. You're very stinky!
Kai: *offended Kai noises*
Cho: Now let's move onto the dare. Cole has to admit he likes glacier shipping.
Cole: Well I don't normally ship two glaciers with each other but ok. I like glacier shipping.
Pixal: *searching for ways to hide a dead body*
Cho: That's not what I thought you were gonna say but hey at least you said that you liked it.
L. Morro: What's a glacier?
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Quarantined (ninjago edition)
RandomHave you ever wondered how the ninja would be doing in Quarintine? Well you came to the right book! For starters there will be no bad words... Kai in the background: WHO THE F*** TOOK MY F***ING HAIR GEL?! Jay: DON'T F***ING SWEAR YOU F***ING PEA...
